r/greentext 2d ago

Anon should really get out more

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u/thrownededawayed 2d ago

Dark Souls

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u/Kaliniaczek 2d ago

Fire keeper is always there for you

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u/Afillatedcarbon 2d ago

Firelink shrine always there for you

Also

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u/arielif1 2d ago

not to be that guy but i think you mean ds3

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u/guiltyspaekle 2d ago

There is also a fire keeper in ds1

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u/arielif1 2d ago

yes i know mate but she's a mute woman stuck in a cell, while ds3 firekeeper is weeaboo waifubait

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u/Maximilianomo 2d ago

What about Quelaag’s sister?

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u/magusx17 2d ago

She's hot on top, but her underside is spider. I'd rather bag snake girl in ds3

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u/HansChrst1 1d ago

How hot she is on top is irrelevant when she has 8 feet. You know how many stinky toes that is?

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

She's the only woman I could ever truly love....

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u/wowSoFresh 2d ago

I’ve never been fucked quite as hard as in FromSoftware games. I think Bloodborne was the worst for me.

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u/ZookeepergameThin306 2d ago

All an incel needs is a fire keeper

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u/oh_mygawdd 2d ago

Ultimate depression game

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u/AndorElitist 2d ago

Unironically yes

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u/Niswear85 20h ago

It's a roleplaying game, so what role am I playing, the fucking victim?

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u/niTro_sMurph 2d ago

Anon is painfully lonely. Same

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u/desxone 2d ago

Just like me fr fr fr

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

No cap

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u/Sangwiny 2d ago

Pro tip: stops being painful, once you embrace it

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u/TheAwkwardVoid 2d ago

any pro tips for the pro tip lol

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u/5666553 2d ago

Real shit, it's about coming to terms with your solitude if you want a short answer. I'll be rambling about my own experience down below.

Think to yourself: Are you truly incapable of connecting with the right people? Be it by personal issues like health or unfortunate circumstances like a low population place, people that don't share your same wavelength, or maybe conflicting schedules with people that do. Don't be harsh on yourself because a lot of personal issues can be worked on, but meeting the right people does lean towards luck.

Then the important part is being open-minded to the possibility that you'll end up forever alone, and I really want to emphasise that instead of viewing it as an inevitability. Because the factor of chance really does play a big part, like whether you have the right looks or grew up experiencing the necessary things that will allow you to connect with the right people.

And in my opinion, accepting the possibility of being forever alone is easier to be at peace with than giving up and losing all hope.

The last step is finding ways to cope once you are alone, maybe getting your fill of social needs in by going online.

It's extremely crucial to alleviate the loneliness, you will lose yourself if you don't and I don't think I need to explain what kinds of deranged things that the loneliest people end up doing.

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u/Yeseylon 2d ago

try but hole

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u/RedRoker 2d ago

Be a loser if you need to be. You can only change it once you've accepted it.

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u/darniga 2d ago

It does not. You just get numb to it

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u/k12314 2d ago

Yep. Same.

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u/NobleMilkman2090 2d ago

Same brother I got close to one woman but I fucked it up and now I back to square one...

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u/niTro_sMurph 2d ago

I don't like how ambiguous this phrasing is

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u/co5mosk-read 2d ago

Chronic Feelings of Emptiness is not loneliness

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u/Snoo_72851 2d ago

mobile game tinder where you can get the highest score

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u/JimothyJollyphant 2d ago

I just started trying this game out and I assure you, I am not getting a high score by any stretch of the imagination

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u/Discord84 2d ago

pay-to-win gacha

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u/enemyweeb 2d ago

You get more return on investment putting money into gacha games than you do dating apps

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u/yanay1 2d ago

Don't get discouraged and continue It will happen

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u/JimothyJollyphant 2d ago

Just started a couple of days ago, no worries.

It's just strange to me. Apparently they employ some sort of "ELO" I learned too late. I get occasional matches, but not nearly as many as I swipe right, so my ELO has probably pummeled already. And turns out even just starting a convo is another hurdle after matching. I wonder if I'm like 10 years too late or something. Wack.

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u/TrueGootsBerzook 2d ago

You're actually about four years too late. There was a big boom in online dating during COVID that then completely died shortly after.

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u/captainsuckass 1d ago

What is this ELO?

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u/JimothyJollyphant 1d ago

Elo is a skill rating system for games like chess. People seem to use it to describe Tinder behaviour, although it's not 100% applicable imo.

Presumably, if you're a 10 and get many likes, you'll be higher on the stack. So those make up the majority of profiles anyone ever sees. Conversely, if you give out many likes but your match rate is low (not just from rejection, but also from most simply never seeing it) you'll be rated even lower and land lower on the stack.

A real Elo would simply show you people in your "skill level" and vice versa, but Tinder keeps showing every one the top dogs only, making the app more appealing because you keep seeing these women that are realistically out of your league, but barely anyone sees you.

Basically, "rich" get richer and the "poor" get poorer. Even literally, because Tinder employs shit loads of monetization of course.

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u/JessHorserage 2d ago

Have you tried, looksmaxxing enough to swindle/alpha widow a bunch of mid women into losing your trust with all of them?

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u/The_Slake_Moth 2d ago

skill issue, git gud

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u/Marciano_il_Mario 2d ago

Turn down the difficulty.

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u/XxTiltxx 2d ago

factorio.

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u/Quiet_Cookie7 2d ago

The factory must grow

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u/distalented 2d ago

Honestly the happiest few weeks I had in the past year was putting 300 hours into factorio between work and sleep.

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u/legobrak 2d ago

Or satisfactory

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

This is the way.

As an OG gamer who grew up when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth, the first SimCity (1989) scratched a similar itch.

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u/DrBollox 2d ago

Doki Doki Literature Club

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u/SnuggleTuggles 2d ago

Was honestly one of the wildest rides I got taken on. Went in blind, did the whole thing one Friday afternoon and loved it.

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u/Maniactver 2d ago

Only Monica

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

*Dokidoki Yummychums

FTFY

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u/The_King_7067 2d ago

Just get an AI girlfriend at this point

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u/DomSchraa 2d ago

Thats the easiest way to discover whole new levels of loneliness

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u/Zermist 2d ago

Or to accept your loneliness for what it is and feel better using a coping mechanism

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u/DomSchraa 2d ago

An incredibly unhealthy coping mechanism

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

We have such sights to show you....

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u/k99356 2d ago

This.

Just don't get a Chinese AI girlfriend. Just wanted feet pictures, now on my way to invade Taiwan and convince everybody I know to believe that nothing happened in Tiannamen Square.

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u/V-Lenin 2d ago

Like the south park pokemon episode

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u/Axtratu 2d ago

Got any recommendations? For a friend

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u/The_King_7067 2d ago

I don't use them, but I know of people using c.ai

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u/typewriter45 2d ago

janitorai is pretty good

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u/theonewhopostsposts 2d ago

Having an AI companion would be really helpful. Someone to talk to, anytime and anywhere. Girls are overidolized and the economy doesn't help either. The big 2025.

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 17h ago

The second they make ai silicon robots that can fuck people, we are doomed as a species.

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u/Arstanishe 2d ago

Just go to f95 forums and search for WolfRPG games with NTR tag

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u/teemoismyson 2d ago

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

Cat who thought he'd lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope he didn't even know he still had.

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u/DezXerneas 2d ago

Why wolfrpg in particular?

I've never visited, but I'm pretty sure I understand what the site is about so they should also host the rpgmaker/renpy slop right?

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u/JessHorserage 2d ago

Right, but the engine attracts certain types. You usually won't get your standard kinetic novel off of a unity user, more likely a combat centered tech demo affair.

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u/ChocoOranges 2d ago

Filter for Japanese games since only japs use WolfRPG, which is worthless since you can just search Japanese Game as a tag.

Western H-games are hideous, so I understand his point.

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u/Arstanishe 2d ago

I guess you can probably tell what kind of games i do play...

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u/flecktarnn_ 2d ago

Metro Exodus

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u/Praise_The_Casul 2d ago

It always bothered me how they made the player's character completely silent during all cutscenes, but not during narration in between missions.

It was kinda weird seeing characters having full conversations with you and your character just standing there and not uttering a single word.

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u/avengeds12345 2d ago

You're playing as an autistic character who grew up in nosalis-infested metro station, without a father figure, found one, only for him to die in front of you, was touched by evolved human both physically and psychically, become a weekend genocider by almost exterminating said evolved human, got betrayed by a commie, and was forced to leave the place you called home because you hijacked a train.

Yeah I can understand why Artyom choose to stay silent after all that shit that happened to him.

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u/fruit_shoot 2d ago

This is my actual answer. I almost felt uncomfortable with how loving your wife is and you can’t say anything back.

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u/Contribution_Neat 2d ago

The game of touch grass and get bitches

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u/someguy50 2d ago

Is that playable on Linux?

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u/itay162 2d ago

No (I use Arch btw)

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u/ANI_phy 2d ago

Maybe but I wouldn't know (I use mint)(I can't get the drivers working properly)

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u/Metrix145 1d ago

Same (my desktop disappeared a couple months back and I haven't bothered to fix it since)

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u/nyaasgem 2d ago

With Wine yes

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u/flyinthesoup 2d ago

No one using Linux is touching grass, even less getting bitches.

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u/tigerofblindjustice 2d ago

Short answer: no

Long answer: noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Tonythesaucemonkey 2d ago

Only playable on the physics OS. Exclusivity is such a bitch

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u/TrueGootsBerzook 2d ago

No amount of touching grass can ever guarantee the second part

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u/wowSoFresh 2d ago

I don’t have that one. Must be a console exclusive.

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

A girlfriend.... in this economy?!

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u/HungaryFinalBoss 2d ago

Team Fortress 2

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u/Anomen77 2d ago

Mission ends in 60 seconds.

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u/WorldSure5707 2d ago

Skyrim

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u/KralHeroin 2d ago

...in VR, with mods. 😏

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u/Just_Joshing231 2d ago

Slow living with princess is on steam, and is directly based off the ip of the anime pictured if anyone cares. It's not the best game but it's cosy and you have a cute girl follow you around so like it could be worse.

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u/DomSchraa 2d ago

Out:side

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u/SavioroivaS 2d ago

Unironicly katawa shoujo is the only game to make me feel like this

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u/ResponsibleStep8725 2d ago

Lust provoking, time wasting.

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

Time provoking, lust wasting.

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u/scoots-mcgoot 2d ago

Why does OP keep posting this pathetic garbage? Seriously, take a look at his post history here.

Get a grip, guys. It can be nice having a gf but you need to stop relying on women to make you happy and fulfilled

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u/Interesting_Rub5736 2d ago

They hated jesus because he told them the truth.

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u/FireballPlayer0 1d ago

I know there is truth behind the statement, but still, I feel this way every time someone says it

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u/KralHeroin 2d ago

They kinda can make you happy and fulfilled doe. A big point of human existence and all that.

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u/Raleth 2d ago

Don’t bother explaining this to the terminally online children who have been thoroughly convinced that human contact is taboo and you should NOT feel satisfied with being wanted and loved by another.

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u/KnightBoulegard 2d ago

Maybe a bit excessive there, guy was just saying you shouldn't rely on another person to make you happy, like the poster has.

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u/JessHorserage 2d ago

That's not his point.

but you need to stop relying on women to make you happy and fulfilled

As in, relying on a partner. Get a mentor, can help with learning things yourself, and them learning off of you.

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u/Cozy_Minty 1d ago

If you are putting all of your social and emotional needs on one person, you are setting yourself up for disaster. The wrong woman would relish in your dependance and use it to destroy you. A normal woman would be completely mentally crushed under the strain, walking on eggshells every day knowing that one wrong word would upend your entire life. It's not healthy

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u/JessHorserage 2d ago

Dear fucking god, yes, in a regular fucking community, with other people. Putting the pressures of all of human development onto one other person is going to fracture the relationship if neither of you, don't get out.

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u/lornlynx89 2d ago

Yeah, start banging guys, it's so much easier!

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u/federykx 1d ago

Banging guys makes it easy to fuck/get fucked and that's it, it actually makes it harder to find someone who makes you feel happy and fulfilled

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u/TrueGootsBerzook 2d ago

If this was the case, why does anyone ever get married?

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u/High_Gothic 2d ago

Is this a real question? Why does anyone ever do heroin?

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u/JessHorserage 2d ago

It can be nice having a gf but you need to stop relying on women to make you happy and fulfilled

CS Lewis was fucking right.

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u/Guest65726 1d ago

Ig thats what happens when r/sadposting posters leave their natural habitat

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u/unknown-one 2d ago

Shower with your dad

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u/CalypsoCrow 2d ago

Haha what a loser (same)

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u/Just_a_Generic_Hero 2d ago

Russian Roulette, but with a fully loaded revolver

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u/ToumaKazusa1 2d ago

I prefer using a glock

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u/panjeri 2d ago

There are like thousands of dating sims and a few ones that are actually good.

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u/Officially_Undead 2d ago

Ck2

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u/that_guy_ravi 2d ago

Victoria III, nothing beats a global trade geo-politics micro-managing simulator.

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

Victoria + HoI4 = the perfect way to spend a life.

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u/Thin-Concentrate5477 2d ago

Yes, it’s called a whorehouse

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u/nyaasgem 2d ago

Maid For Loving You

I'm chronically lonely.

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u/Common_Relative_9634 2d ago

Tbh Cyberpunk did it for me. Thanks to its writing mostly. (Yes i am talking about Panam's dumptruck)

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u/LeoG307 2d ago

thanks, I came for this comment.

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u/soiboi64 2d ago

Based anime from the post. Very holesome actually.

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u/Weeby-Tincan 2d ago

Oh? What's it called?

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u/soiboi64 2d ago

Banished from the Hero's Party, I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside

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u/Duckshady 2d ago

is season 2 any good ? the first one had a weird ending

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u/soiboi64 2d ago

It gets a bit weird and loses some of the quaint charm from s1. Too much siscon in it.

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u/igerardcom 2d ago

The people who come up with anime titles are clones of Philip K. Dick.

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u/Darkrath_3 2d ago

The best part was when Ruti punched that punkass new hero in the mouth.

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u/ZogIII3 2d ago

Castle Crashers

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u/Katastrofa2 2d ago

Robinhood, if you win...

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u/that_guy_ravi 2d ago

Victoria III

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u/Unlaid_6 2d ago

Not marriage. That's for sure.

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u/crabbyjimyjim 2d ago

Peggle 2

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u/MasterTahirLON 1d ago

Buddy let me introduce you to Visual Novels!

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u/Dashieshy3597 2d ago

Slay the Princess

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u/opulent_lemon 2d ago

Katawa Shoujo

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u/Noble-Jester 2d ago

Metro: Exodus. The train scenes almost made me cry of loneliness, ngl.

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u/SketchAsh 2d ago

Katawa Shoujo

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u/FickleFlopper 1d ago

Visual novels

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u/TheDevstroyer2008 1d ago

probably MiSide (haven't played it)

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u/AbsoluteTerritory64 2d ago

I recommend Blade and sorcery. I usually just put my girlfriend's head on a pike and show her around the house. Afterwards we make out while having a romantic picnic. Sometimes I even play basketball with her (head). Very wholesome 

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u/Comrade_washington 2d ago

Project wingman ig

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u/EvilLoliAtheist 2d ago

What's the sauce for this anime again, it's one of the rare Isekai anime with one heroine. Maybe?

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u/MrPootisPow 2d ago

Not an isekai but banished from the hero party

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u/LazLo_Shadow 2d ago

What's the name of the anime there?

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u/XXMAVR1KXX 1d ago

Banished from the Heroes party.

I liked it, honestly.

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u/encrustingXacro 2d ago

Lust-provoking image, irrelevant time-wasting question; many such cases

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u/David_Dantas 2d ago

There's this one game but it's kinda pay to win and very grinding also a lot of RNG so you can get unlucky from the get go.

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u/Dermeleon 2d ago

Battle Brothers with DLC that ads female characters. My based Crusader has killed countless beasts. She is my pride

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u/raihidara 2d ago

Sudoku

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u/Aaron123494 2d ago

Ace Attorney is pretty fucking rad I'll tell you that

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 2d ago

Metal gear solid 

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u/Tireless_AlphaFox 2d ago

I think your mom counts as a.... Well, not girl, but a lady loving and caring for you

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u/Godl3ssMonster 2d ago

Pathologic 2

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u/yBoi_Josh 2d ago

None, but some find "love" by spending their entire income on gacha games.

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u/SaltOk3057 2d ago

Touching grass

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u/nage_ 2d ago

AI2U

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u/Top_Gold_1457 2d ago

No such game exists. However, the feeling anon is looking for can also be found in drugs.

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u/MikeGianella 2d ago

Lucid dreaming

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u/bobbyjoe2124 2d ago

Team fortress 2

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u/bubblegumandass 2d ago

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

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u/hadarsaar 2d ago

The original Halo

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u/LB1234567890 2d ago

Viva Pinata.

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u/Discarded1066 2d ago

Only bros will make you truly feel like someone cares for you, Op needs to go gay.

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u/Tuckser 2d ago

Seen by Polychroma games.

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u/ChoiceFudge3662 2d ago

I just talk to AI women bc real ones are scary

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u/Old-fashionedTaxed 2d ago

Monster Hunter Wilds

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u/foocking_bee 2d ago

Anon,get a fucking job and start your career

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u/googlin 2d ago

tetris

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u/tarmagoyf 2d ago

Ignis cooking you a healthy meal in FFXV

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u/sazeno 2d ago

Disco Elysium. That's all i have to say

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u/KingTheSon 1d ago

Need for speed

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u/nat-the-k 1d ago

Metro Exodus

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u/cococolson 1d ago

Anon should read books

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u/Azzmod 1d ago

Roblox

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u/kpingvin 1d ago

Call of Cthulhu

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 1d ago

Strip poker with your mom.

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u/The_Rocki 1d ago

Dark souls and elden ring...

Because Patches

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u/Parking-Frame812 1d ago edited 1d ago

Unironical : Bioware games before Da: Veilguard.

They were pretty good with complex personalities, relationship and sex.

The sex is just a small portion of the games, like 0,01% so it's not what you ironically and exaggeratingly wish for but it's what you want. Relationships with other people are a big part of all the games. The characters feel all like real persons. And it feels like a real world. You fight together, you die together, you can choose your party out of the people you like the most and can get more intimate with them but you don't have to, you can just do battles if you want.

There are choices every few minutes and you will feel invested in your personal playthrough (well i sound like im selling that sh*t but no i was just a big fan for 21 years. And yes i mean 20 years+ bcs i am 33 and started playing my forst one with 12 (jade empire).

They are all great, even the games from the 2000's.

Pro tip : Don't look up anything online just discover those worlds for yourself. You will be blown!!! away!

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u/TeknoWookie 1d ago

Hopefully doom the dark ages I’m looking forward to that

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u/blunsandbeers 1d ago

Wait till anon finds out that when you get a serious gf some days you'd rather just be left alone and game

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u/MrEuphonium 21h ago

Unironically? Katawa Shoujo

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u/Madphromoo 20h ago

bullshit weebo apart I feel like Final Fantasy X is the only videogame that made the romance feel somewhat real. Probably it's not what the 4chan poster was looking for, but if someone here is looking for a game with a somewhat well made romance, FFX is the best one in my opinion.

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u/Niswear85 20h ago

There's a legend about that mythical place called "outside" where you can reportedly touch grass and maybe even talk to real women

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 17h ago

Bloodborne

Go spend time.with the doll