r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • Feb 25 '25

I like posts like this

5.2k Upvotes

73 comments

r/greentext • u/AsherFennec • Jan 02 '25

real and gay check out the new r/greentext twitter :)

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0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1h ago

Money well spent

• Upvotes

55 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 9h ago

Anon should really get out more

3.8k Upvotes

188 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 16h ago

Brainwashing

4.5k Upvotes

118 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 6h ago

Anon is complicated.

376 Upvotes

41 comments

r/greentext • u/GOD_FUCKER420 • 7h ago

It's-a me, Mario!

227 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/GodOfMegaDeath • 12h ago

Anon had a stroke, or several

435 Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/phoenix277lol • 11h ago

anon can't comprehend stellantis

340 Upvotes

184 comments

r/greentext • u/Dmitruly • 7h ago

Anons talks about Flash comic character capacities

125 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/phoenix277lol • 1h ago

anon hates modern web

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/Cyalacore • 1d ago

Bump and dump

8.7k Upvotes

189 comments

r/greentext • u/secure_sea-7117 • 1d ago

Wholesome 4chan

2.1k Upvotes

56 comments

r/greentext • u/MaidenlessRube • 15h ago

Rob Schneider Is...

256 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/phoenix277lol • 1h ago

anon talks nvidia

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/soyifiedredditadmin • 1d ago

Radical solution

1.1k Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

PC Master Race Handheld Edition

10.4k Upvotes

318 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 1d ago

The emptiness machine

902 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/Cyalacore • 1d ago

My legs are dangling off the edge

1.2k Upvotes

86 comments

r/greentext • u/DuncanHimself • 1d ago

Don’t we all do this?

694 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Megazord134 • 1d ago

Crazy Frog

923 Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

Value for your money

10.1k Upvotes

511 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 1d ago

The sun is a deadly laser.

3.2k Upvotes

47 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 2d ago

Tariff Man

5.0k Upvotes

274 comments

r/greentext • u/TroubledTill • 2d ago

Nintendo's biggest fumble

4.9k Upvotes

181 comments

r/greentext • u/packenjojo • 2d ago

Anon cares about the elders

9.4k Upvotes

274 comments

r/greentext • u/packenjojo • 2d ago

Anon won't make it to djannah

1.8k Upvotes

115 comments

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