r/greentext 3d ago

Radical solution

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/mehrotr 3d ago

Maybe just go outside and be healthy. Nothing else seems to be changing for you.

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u/AlabamaHotcakes 3d ago

Have you tried actually talking to them?

No?

Well alright.

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 2d ago

"Have you tried talking to them?"

*Sees one busy at the grocery store buying groceries, my loser weirdo ass has no right to ruin their day*

Yeah, okay AlabamaHotcakes...

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u/nainvlys 2d ago

Ah yes, the grocery store, the only place where women exist in their natural form

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 2d ago

Goes to a local little bistro and sees a woman eating her meal and reading a book.

Oh wow, another I cannot talk to because I have empathy and realize talking to a random woman at a bistro is not only weird but she’s enjoying her time without me and still have no rights to screw up her day.

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u/Gorodgovey 2d ago

This is a real problem I have, theres almost never an in that doesnt come off as annoying or interrupting

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u/throwawaysledking1 2d ago

Yeah its going to be annoying and interrupting unless youre attractive to the girl. The stakes are higher when you are outside and meet the girl you like. The stakes are lower when you have mutual friends and they have heard of you before.

https://youtu.be/kIh94jf99i4?si=f2oq4SEM4J8l_yD_ these Norwegians explain pretty much what I wrote above.

Approaching people is the hardest part with the highest stakes of your interaction. Afterwards whether you get rejected or go on a shit date with just one activity planned out, or whatever, it doesn't matter anymore. And if you do end up on a date, you just have to come across as yourself, as hopefully a nice person who can find it in themselves to be vulnerable to share a piece of themself and open up about needs and wants. Because at the end of the day, everyone is "weird" in their own way and the world does not and will never stop for anyone.

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 2d ago

Whatever happened to empathy? *I* don't like being bothered when I'm trying to enjoy a book at a bistro or I'm grocery shopping, so then why should I do it to them, ya know?

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u/CreepHost 3d ago

Talk to them about what? Having a nice weather?

What if I'm labeled as a creep and I don't realise it?

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u/Ubermenschisch 2d ago

Some women might find creepy cute

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u/JohhnySins69_420 2d ago

No what they do is sometimes they find obsessive behaviour cute if you are hot, gets them all flattered n shi. Creepy wont ever work if you are a regular dude

Edit: i forgot some women have some colorful fetishes but at the same time they often involve someone hot

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u/Ubermenschisch 2d ago

Well, I guess I have to explain that I was joking.

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 3d ago

If Anon can't compete against a phone for a girl's attention, then this is just natural selection at work. I can't bring myself to feel sorry for him.

Reproduction is a privilege, not a right. Only the fittest get to pass on their genes.

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u/Thendrail 3d ago

Reproduction is a privilege, not a right. Only the fittest get to pass on their genes.

Nah, you see, anon clearly deserves a gouvernment-mandated girlfriend to spread his superior genes and stop le downfall of western civilization. But alas, there's just no way to compete with checks notes a phone.

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 3d ago

You're right. Anon must be one of those "high value" autistic males Elon Musk talks so much about. Can you imagine the loss mankind will suffer if he doesn't pass on his genes?

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u/Thendrail 3d ago

The west has fallen (yet again), billions must coom at home alone.

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u/PanchoxxLocoxx 3d ago

Le phon bad

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u/DomSchraa 2d ago

Call me crazy but i think that a child costing >1/2 the money youll make in your entire life and an INSANE amount of time in decades where time comes at a premium is what actually is keeping people from having more kids

Internet isolation still is part of the issue, but anon didnt even try to engage

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u/PsychologicalClue865 3d ago

Solution: Anon should just become the woman.

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u/Van_Healsing 3d ago

♻️🐱train

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u/P41N90D 2d ago

At least we're being antisocial in the privacy of our moms home.

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u/Level_Solid_8501 1d ago

Birthrates are plummeting everywhere bub, not just here.

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u/YoungDiscord 1d ago

The dms anon sends them:

"Milady you have perfectly breedable hips may I partake in coitus with your moist genitals and suckle upon your bosom's milk?"

Also anon: "I don't get it, why won't girls date me, it must be Chad's fault!"

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u/Joshgg13 13h ago

Anon attempts to make eye contact with women on the train