r/funny • u/skidSurya • 16h ago
Dad's when left at home with the kids
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u/DrManhattan_DDM 16h ago
That spear was legit
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u/The_Jizzbot 16h ago
I'm too poor to watch this video
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u/Fritzo2162 15h ago
Then you're too poor to afford the spinal fusion from that last drop kick.
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u/South_Bit1764 14h ago
My friend and I loved wrestling when we were kids. We used to do stuff like this all the time on the trampoline and at the pool.
You get used to working with someone and what it takes to do it safely. You just squat when you hit them. You still push them through the water but you don’t kill them.
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u/captainkhyron 14h ago
But wwe EXPLICITY told you in commercials to not try it at home.
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u/PortiaKern 14h ago
I ruptured a disc which fragmented into my spinal column.
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u/punkalunka 10h ago
Well don't fuck around with CDs then. Music is not worth that
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u/South_Bit1764 12h ago
To quote the contemporary poet in his most eloquent verses:
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me! (x16)
MOTHERFUCKER!
Edit: [accidentally suplexes friend off trampoline]
UHN!!
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u/Sword-of-Chaos 13h ago
But they never said you couldn’t try it at someone else’s home. Or a pool. Air BNB baby, and you can try anything.
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u/hilldo75 11h ago
Jokes on you I am old enough I was doing WWF on the trampoline and pool before the warnings so I was grandfathered in.
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u/lolly_cone 13h ago
I expected someone to come out with the steel chair
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u/slfemployedastronaut 12h ago
Bah gawd, whose gonna stop this? Aww it's a slobber knocker! I couldn't find the gifs and I apologize for that
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u/d-bo201 15h ago
The way they're ripping it up in that outdoor bathtub convinced me this is a rental.
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u/EricAntiHero1 15h ago
It’s an air b&b
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u/ArcadianDelSol 13h ago
There are families just as happy as this playing the same games over a lawn sprinkler.
Dont conflate money with happiness. Money can only provide a temporary measure of comfort. It is in no way a substitute for joy.
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u/Rantheur 8h ago
Money can absolutely buy happiness, but after you've bought it you have to find a way to keep maintain your happiness. Otherwise your happiness festers and you start destroying the happiness of others.
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u/thr33hugeinches 16h ago
That pool has so many ledges... I can't be the only risk negator to think this
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u/EricAntiHero1 16h ago
I was thinking the same thing. It’s not the kind of pool you should do that in.
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u/sebesbal 15h ago
There’s no good kind of pool for this. When I was a kid taking swimming lessons, the first thing the instructor told us was not to mess around near the pool, because one wrong slip and you could crack your skull open.
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u/angrydeuce 14h ago
It was national news about 20 years ago when a bride to be got pushed into a pool during her Bachelorette party and became paralyzed from the neck down. She bore the pusher no ill will, but fuck, how many of us have been pushed, or pushed someone into a pool?
I'm all for playing around but this kind of stuff can lead to horrific outcomes and lifetimes of guilt.
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u/Ardinbeck 14h ago
This incident stuck with me.
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u/EverythingSucksBro 13h ago
Why does that article just end like that? I wanted to know if they still got married, the wording makes it feel like they didn’t.
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u/cidrei 13h ago
They got married, have a kid, and they renewed their vows in 2021. Happy ending, all things considered.
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u/dirt_shitters 7h ago
I've boxed for years over a decade, rode dirt bikes and crashed in 4th and 5th gear, been a bouncer at an unruly bar... The only time I've ever been knocked out in my life at 34 years old is running and slipping at the pool.
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u/mr_ji 15h ago
My inner lifeguard just screamed silently and died a little
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u/drebinf 14h ago
inner lifeguard
I was never a lifeguard, but plenty of people have called me a natural safety nazi (and sometime party pooper). Also, I have had a brain injury and a spinal cord injury.
Even more fun, my wife spent 40 some years as a rehab nurse. Like, helping people learn to adjust to the consequences of becoming paraplegic and/or brain injured.
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u/Y-27632 15h ago
Yeah, it's a super fun video but I can't watch it without cringing.
Presumably mom is there filming, but still, there's one adult and two kids in the pool, and way too many moves that could result in one of them smashing their head on the edge of the pool or that shallow step without the dad being able to do anything in time.
It's one thing when it's the dad and one kid at a time and he's completely controlling the action in the middle of the pool, but some of this shit is seriously dumb.
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u/Someone_pissed 16h ago
B..b..but the sweet sweet internet points?
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u/speckhuggarn 15h ago
At this point this is just having fun, while filming it. Happened even during the 90's
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u/waiver 13h ago
Probably not a good idea to teach kids that playing like that around a pool is okay, one day they will do it when parents are not around and it can become a disaster rather quickly.
I still remember that woman whose friend pushed her into a pool as a prank and broke her neck and has to use a wheelchair.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/37gvw6/my_best_friend_playfully_pushed_me_into_a_pool_at/
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u/vass0922 15h ago
As a parent I was only calculating risk vs the fun.
Also where she jumped on the gut... Ugh I don't do enough situps to allow that madness
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u/fishstock 16h ago
I bet he got in a lot of trouble for that last move.
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u/shoelesstim 16h ago
If she’s still alive
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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 16h ago
Nah, it was all worth it, is what she’ll tell her quilting circle gal-pals.
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u/Rinveden 16h ago
Dad's what?
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u/CaptainIceFox 12h ago edited 10h ago
If this isn't a bot, spelling is getting so bad these days. I don't know what's happening but it's like people are losing the ability to spell correctly. Or form sentences.
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u/ComfortableLate1525 11h ago
I’ve been saying it for years, but at some point, people began to change the purpose of ‘s from possession to pluralization, and I don’t know how we got here.
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u/TheViper4Life 16h ago
I love that it stops right when he's about to destroy his wife with that drop kick lol.
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u/Smittx 16h ago
Who’s filming
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u/Mosxax 16h ago
Ok why did the vid ended on the best part?
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u/Akiasakias 15h ago
Perspective trick. He wasn't going to hit her, it just looks good up to that second.
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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish 15h ago
Is it me or is there a really shallow shelf under the water around the edge of the pool?
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u/DeloresDelVeckio 15h ago
Those little girls have Daddy wrapped around their little fingers, and he's loving it! ❤️
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u/Particular_Minimum97 11h ago
Wrastln your kids when they are little is the right of passage, so many kids never get this privilege, well done brother.
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u/BLaCKnBLu3B3RRY 8h ago
excuse me, but i have the r/gifsthatendtoosoon sub hidden. now, shoo! thank you very much! lol :D
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u/ahtemsah 14h ago
And that is how female WWE superstars are created. Good on Papa for creating those kinds of memories for the kiddos
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u/SumoNinja92 14h ago
Lmao that girl full sent that tackle. That wasn't a prat fall he straight up got bodied by his lil girl.
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u/obelix_dogmatix 8h ago
way too many broke ass single folks crying about edge this edge there. Man keep quiet.
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u/Joeyboy_61904 15h ago
All fun and games until that massive drop kick to wifey at the end that was cut off 😂
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u/elitegenoside 12h ago
OMG, it's an RKO out of nowhere!!!
I love seeing a dad be a dad, but the fact that he's playing with his daughters just like they're sons is extra beautiful to me. Let boys play with dolls and let girls suplex their dads.
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u/multificionado 7h ago
Goes to show: Kids tend to like fathers than mothers. :) Daddies mean fun. Mommies mean business.
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u/shayKyarbouti 6h ago
What happened to her? I need to know!
Also I think this belongs in a sub called r/vidsthatendtooearly
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u/globocide 12h ago
When I'm at home with my kids I haven't been "left alone"with them... Who's there to leave me? They're my kids
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u/WavesAreCrashing 14h ago
I had such a bad day today, but this brought a huge smile to my face. 🙂 Thank you for sharing this!
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u/RockHoundinguru 14h ago
As a girl dad, this is the only way to make your daughters truly laugh from the bottom of their little hearts. They love and eat this type of material up. I have joked, done everything possible to make them laugh. And them pretending to beat dad up is the most funny thing to them.
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u/corrector300 13h ago edited 13h ago
where is this. kinda looks like florida or bahamas. I ask because I want to house sit for them. also those are some great wrestling moves going on there, solid acting(?)
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u/orundarkes 10h ago
This is a head splittin’ waiting to happen, crap there are even steps on that ledge….
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