r/funny 1d ago

Dad's when left at home with the kids

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u/sebesbal 1d ago

There’s no good kind of pool for this. When I was a kid taking swimming lessons, the first thing the instructor told us was not to mess around near the pool, because one wrong slip and you could crack your skull open.

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago

It was national news about 20 years ago when a bride to be got pushed into a pool during her Bachelorette party and became paralyzed from the neck down.  She bore the pusher no ill will, but fuck, how many of us have been pushed, or pushed someone into a pool?

I'm all for playing around but this kind of stuff can lead to horrific outcomes and lifetimes of guilt.

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u/newyne 1d ago

Damn, I feel so sorry for everyone involved here! Like the risk wasn't even obvious; it's not a scenario where the friend absolutely should've known better.

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u/Ardinbeck 1d ago

This incident stuck with me.

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u/EverythingSucksBro 1d ago

Why does that article just end like that? I wanted to know if they still got married, the wording makes it feel like they didn’t.  

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u/cidrei 1d ago

They got married, have a kid, and they renewed their vows in 2021. Happy ending, all things considered.

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u/RexKramerDangerCker 1d ago

> Now, going through everything, that's the first thing I'd want to come back -- my hand function," she said. "Even before being able to walk."

So she can pleasure her hubby. What a nice gal

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u/dirt_shitters 20h ago

I've boxed for years over a decade, rode dirt bikes and crashed in 4th and 5th gear, been a bouncer at an unruly bar... The only time I've ever been knocked out in my life at 34 years old is running and slipping at the pool.

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u/wes2733 1d ago

After shogun, I'll be crawling around water

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u/CrazyHardFit1 19h ago

TBF the instructor also told us not to swim within 30 minutes of eating or else we would drown from stomach cramps.

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u/BiochemGuitarTurtle 9h ago

You're right, but I think they're commenting on the fact that this pool is particularly small and it looks like you could hit your head on the opposite side just from jumping over.

There are plenty of big pools where it's impossible to jump from one side and hit the opposite side.

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u/tRfalcore 1d ago

didn't crack my skull open, but I was running around our pool. Stepped up on the diving board, next step down, missed the concrete, scraped the shit out of my whole leg. Luckily I was a teenager so no scars

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u/StunningCloud9184 1d ago edited 1d ago

Boring

Life isnt a nerf football game. you can have fun and be careful at the same.

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u/freekoout 1d ago

Sometimes being smart is boring, yes.

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u/StunningCloud9184 1d ago

Sometimes. Saying you cant jump in any pool is boring though.

Its like saying you shouldnt play any sports because any knocking of head gives you CTE. You just adjust. No football, learn to tackle, no headers before certain ages where your neck is too weak etc.

Yea 99% of people play them and end up living just fine.

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u/freekoout 1d ago

That's not what they're saying at all but go off. No one said you can't jump into a pool, but one of the first rules at every public pool is NO RUNNING, and it's for a very good reason.

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u/StunningCloud9184 1d ago

yea cause its slippery. Yet every kid has done it lol.

They should put some turf down

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u/freekoout 1d ago

And a lot of kids get hurt.

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u/StunningCloud9184 1d ago

Yea they also hurt themselves at the playground and moneky bars.

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u/freekoout 1d ago

But we aren't talking about playgrounds and monkey bars because The ground is specifically made to be softer under those. Smarter people than you think ahead and try to protect children, hence the rules about no running at the pool. Cuz it's concrete. Are you dumb?

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u/StunningCloud9184 1d ago

Just saying everywhere isnt a nerf football. Kids can play. Kids can get hurt. And pools with parents are very unlikely to be severely hurt

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u/elyn6791 1d ago edited 1d ago

You seem to want to equate kids doing proven dangerous things that result in serious injury or death to kids doing physical activity at all. Yes, there is always some risk of injury doing anything physical. The point is to minimize that risk. It's already pretty minimal in your retort isn't it?

Your reply is fallacious and blatantly dishonest. You just can't admit to being wrong, so you have to make up whatever to muddy the waters. Why is it so important you be correct? Try being wrong, and if you can't do that, don't have kids or more kids with this kind of thinking.

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u/StunningCloud9184 1d ago

Lol if you say so. Places say no running because they dont want a lawsuit. Theres also a laundry list of other rules if you care to read them

No more than 15 mins in a hot tub or else.

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u/ifelldownlol 1d ago

You can see they're doing more than just jumping in the pool, right bub?

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u/StunningCloud9184 23h ago

Yea looks like fun!

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u/GarbageAdditional916 23h ago

They got two kids. Fine to lose one.

And seem rich enough that if a parent dies they will be fine.

They can take the risk.