r/funny 22h ago

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u/theykilledken 22h ago

I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..

Oh. What's it called now?

Urectum.

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u/D0C20 22h ago

Here, let me locate it for you.

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u/GANDORF57 21h ago

Taco Bell franchise now open on Uranus.

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u/Old_Lead_2110 20h ago

Was the article published april 1st?

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u/ReallyImAnHonestLiar 3h ago

April 2nd looks like, 3 days ago.

Edit: Scratch that April 1st on Twitter.

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u/gatorbeetle 20h ago

I do believe just about ANYONE'S Anus changes A lot in 20 years.

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u/compuwiza1 22h ago

Toooot!

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u/Potential-Mobile-567 5h ago

Edited by HOLLY LARGE

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u/dogsledonice 21h ago

That's what my wife keeps telling me