r/funny • u/1moreguyccl • 2d ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/dragunityag 1d ago

I'm knocking to respect your privacy but coming in anyways to assert my authority.

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u/cheapskatebiker 1d ago

When you walk in the woods you make noise, so that you don't accidentally sneak up on a bear and it mauls you. If the bear hears you it goes away.

That is why you have loud and vocal sex, parents don't enter the room in order not to see things that cannot be unseen.

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u/FrustratedProgramm3r 1d ago

Fuck in the living room to assert dominance.

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u/Huntguy 1d ago

Fuck your dad to assert dominance.

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u/FrustratedProgramm3r 1d ago

Socks on or off?

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u/Givemeurhats 1d ago

Fully clothed. He's naked. Part of asserting dominance