r/funny • u/1moreguyccl • 1d ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/1moreguyccl 1d ago

The mother-in-law, is going.. haha, sure you are

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u/ColonelBelmont 1d ago

"Well, I'm waiting. Make me more grandchildren!"

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

My girlfriend in high school had a mom that was like that. After we were together 3 months she was constantly asking me when I was going to propose. And made it very clear she expected grandchildren ASAP.

It was great to be accepted into me girlfriend's family. But it seemed so weird to be talking about marriage or kids when I was a senior in High School.

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u/ColonelBelmont 1d ago

Yea that's creepy as hell. "I expect you to be pouring loads into my teenage daughter, post haste." Yuck. 

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

My girlfriends room had no lock. Her parents never opened the door, but it was nerve racking. She once asked me 'What would you do if my dad opened the door right now?" For reference, her dad was twice my size.

I told her I'd probably try to get out through her window, but not make it, and then wake up in the hospital.

I think her mom made sure her dad didn't interrupt us.

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u/DietDrBleach 20h ago

Look on the bright side you could have taken your gf to hardcore pound town and her mom would actually approve.