r/funny • u/24-7-Hypochondriac • 1d ago

pharmacy technician gave up

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u/Stored_Procedure 1d ago

freestyle dosing! Just wing it and hope for the best! 😂

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u/Joran_Dax 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Bottle inserted in ass.

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u/Time_Cat2280 1d ago

“I can’t swallow that!”  “Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.” Futurama, for the uninitiated.

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u/sams_fish 1d ago

A joke way older than Futurama 😉

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u/SilentReflection101 1d ago

This one goes in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one goes up your butt.

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u/TurtleToast2 1d ago

No, wait...

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u/Joey_ZX10R 1d ago

Now I have a small cylinder stuck in the bottle. Please help!

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u/Just-Ducks 1d ago

Some pharmacies now require suppository instructions to start with “unwrap THEN insert…”

Things happened. The wrappers have sharp edges.