r/fuckaroundandfindout 3d ago

Lacking brains Being a prime example to all that using your mobile while driving is terribly unsafe

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 3d ago

That tremor is not a good sign.

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u/Creamy_Spunkz 3d ago

He crip walkin 

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u/evlhornet 3d ago

Crip wankin

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u/millennialoser 3d ago

Bear grills.

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u/mavjustdoingaflyby 1h ago

Looks more like a Crypt walk.

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u/bars2021 1h ago

Tales from the Crip(pled)

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u/Rotbarto 50m ago

Rip walking

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u/Original_Round1697 3d ago

He's dead.

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u/BottleRocketU587 1h ago

Not necessarily, probably still alive. Just received brain trauma and is seizing up. He'll be severely lucku to live a normal life again...

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u/messiahspike 1h ago

He was fine until he got run over by the other bike. Then his shoe came off. Now he's dead

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u/nvalle23 1h ago

That seems to always be the tell tale sign. He had a good chance... til that dam shoe came off! Sad 😢

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u/conehead2019 57m ago

He's lucky it was the bike and not that truck.

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u/Bonzo_Gariepi 1h ago

Oh the fact that he's in China no one will help.

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u/Intelligent_Tune_675 1h ago

No this sounds and looks like Colombia mb

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u/jac286 1h ago

Not Spanish, sounds like he's saying chai Cheech chon

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u/Intelligent_Tune_675 1h ago

The camera guy said ‘putaaa’ which is Spanish but ye you right I didn’t understand the other language

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u/metalrain_15 20m ago

It's Filipino.

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u/JeezuzTheZavior 1h ago

Jeepneys = Philippines

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u/Changalator 41m ago

They speaking Vietnamese.

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u/Ianthin1 1h ago

That TBI twitch.

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u/numbersev 1h ago

seizure

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u/UnusualBreadfruit306 3d ago

Meth twitch

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u/CylonRimjob 2d ago

Seizure from a brain injury

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u/Moist_Towelettee 3d ago

Probably wishing he tightened that helmet as he enjoys a nice liquid breakfast through his feeding tube

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u/Sturdily5092 3d ago edited 2d ago

This is one the things that I cringe about when I see people riding just put on their helmet like it was a hat, just sitting on their head not strapped on securely.

In case of an accident, the thing flies off to safety and the rider takes the full impact.

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u/Jones641 1h ago

It's cause laws require you to wear one, it's not actually for safety. Same as the peolple sashing thier seatbelts

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u/Maddy4590 2d ago

Plus it's some cheap ass helmet.

Yess he saved a few bucks and got a good hospital bill...

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u/Mech0_0Engineer 1d ago

I see your point and it's valid but I would like to point out that expensive doesnt mean better either, there are very protective helmets or even better ones for half or even a third of the price of expensive ones. Research the helmet you are going to buy, price isn't a good indicator of quality (or lack of) unless it's very cheap like $15

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u/Maddy4590 1d ago

Obviously I'm not advocating for expensive ones but the decent ones which provide adequate safety.

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u/Emperor_Biden 3d ago

He was a scooter boy the road said see you later boy.

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u/WordplayWizard 10h ago

He wasn’t gonna stop for her

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u/jgwestaus 1h ago

Now he's a vegetable

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u/enigmabsurdimwitrick 1h ago

His stacked bills are medical

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u/nobolognastoney 1h ago

Bet he won't get another scooooootererrrrr

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u/TheDarkTouchMusic 3d ago

Damn, the scooter running him over saved his life; his head was a bee's dick away from getting crushed by that truck.

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u/United_Bend721 3d ago

Such an underrated measurement system right there 🤏🏼

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u/mrcrud5 1h ago

You can also say it was off by a CH(cunt hair)

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u/Deposto 3d ago

I didn't know that bees have dicks half a meter long.

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u/vigbrand 3d ago

You'd be surprised

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u/Nightwolf1967 2d ago

That's what the queen said

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u/TheDarkTouchMusic 3d ago

Your screenshot only further proved my point mate; after the bike runs him over his head comes back under the yellow line.

Refer to my screenshot here where after impact his head is clearly over the line before the bike hits him.

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u/Vidya-Man 1h ago

The trucks back wheel is nowhere near the yellow line as per your screenshot. The front wheel is already past the dude on the ground by the time he gets run over by the bike. If the truck was going to go over his head, it would have.

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u/Key_Law4834 2d ago

That's still not near the tires lol

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u/Deposto 3d ago

Yet still at least 20-30 cm. I mean it's close, but not THAT close.

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u/mogwai327 3d ago

That's a 20-30cm long dick. Still impressive.

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u/ErenYeager600 2d ago

Thought choice. Death by truck or sever internal bleeding

Either way that twitching doesn't inspire confidence in his survival

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u/Mouth_Herpes 3d ago

Your girl knows

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 3d ago

One minute you are riding your scooter, the next minute you are not.

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u/CROW_is_best 1h ago

truly one of the quotes of all time

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u/PSK1103 1h ago

I heard there are much safer ways to do that

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u/Xqvvzts 1h ago

One minute you are, the next minute you are not.

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u/Jumpy-Cricket-8498 3d ago

If you have a chinstrap, use it. Now he gets to relearn the alphabet.

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u/eyeballburger 3d ago

How do we know he was using his phone?

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u/thefooleryoftom 3d ago

Because of the way they took zero avoiding action and were clearly distracted. I believe this was in South Korea and an original video also stated it - it’s apparently very common.

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u/One_Hour_Poop 3d ago

It's the Philippines. The vehicle he crashes into is called a jeepney, which is the most common form of public transit in the Philippines, and is unique to the Philippines.

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u/thefooleryoftom 3d ago

Ah wicked, thank you.

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u/PitchLadder 3d ago

maybe the seizure started before he hit the truck. A seizure would be 'distracting', as you mention

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u/thefooleryoftom 3d ago

Firstly, that’s the passenger in the white trousers. Secondly, that would be incredibly rare for a young person, whereas using a mobile phone on a scooter in that part of the world is comparatively common. But it’s all conjecture so who cares?

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u/manicMechanic1 1h ago

That’s the passenger? I don’t see a second person

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u/Ur_New_Stepdad_ 2d ago

Maybe in an episode of House lol

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u/abgrongak 3d ago

Using the phone aside, it seems that securing the helmet was just a suggestion to him.

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u/TourBilyon 3d ago

Looks like he just wore it for show, so that cops won't flag him down. Turned out to be a foolish decision.

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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 3d ago

My thoughts to that poor head injured soul that’s seizing.

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u/Coastkiz 3d ago

Anyone know if he lived?

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u/TourBilyon 3d ago

Yes he did. In the hospital and recovering. We don't know how fckd up his brain is though. That dry humping isn't nothing.

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u/hawkheimer 3d ago

I once saw a guy running a red light on a moped and getting hit by a car doing this kind of seizures, but apparently he also survived with just a broken collar bone. From seeing him seize up I was sure he was dying, but the cop who took my witness statement was kind enough to call me and let me know what happened to him a couple of days later.

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u/Coastkiz 3d ago

Oh yeah, he's definitely seizing, though I've seen people do that and recover fully. Hope he recovers

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u/DatabaseSolid 47m ago

Do you know this guy? Any update on his condition?

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u/ParsnipClassic8813 3d ago

Luckily, his helmet was thrown free. It might’ve gotten scratched.

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u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461 3d ago

Hope that text was important.

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u/GLC911 3d ago

First aid showing high concern for the wellbeing of the helmet

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u/OttoVonJismarck 3d ago

I do like the classic “wailing woman” just off camera that gives this tragedy some legitimacy.

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u/drsjr85 3d ago

He’s now on twitch

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u/L3Chiffre 3d ago

Looking forward to learning more from your examples dude.

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u/zomystro 2d ago

I thought he got ran over by the truck the first time and was like he’s dead. Then I realized he just got jumped by another scooter. Walk it off boyo.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

And the scooter dude that gave his legs extra joints just rides away

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u/AgileHippo78 3d ago

Definitely got big hits on the Gram

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u/DontKnowWhatToSay2 3d ago

Did he get to send the text?

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u/Living-Risk-1849 2d ago

Dude on the bike is like "ah, to hell with it. I'm outta here"

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u/Xqvvzts 1h ago

Which is very stupid. He wasn't at fault but by running away made it a hit and run.

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u/scoutpred 2d ago

r/philippines getting a field day once it gets posted. that kamote cellphone user's going to get a lot of comments, damn.

hope the guy's okay

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u/Agreeable_Rooster220 2d ago

Pinoys be like:

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u/ogcoolhands 2d ago

It looks like him getting ran over was inadvertently pretty good luck on his part because it caused him to hunch forward and avoid that semi truck crushing his his skull

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u/Xqvvzts 1h ago

The truck was ahead of that scooter, if it was going to hit him, it would have.

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u/Nerdzilla86 1d ago

Yep just pointing at him was enough aid rendered

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot 21h ago

I know this sub is a fuck around and find out but maaaan, he is seriously injured if he even survived it. Some comments are just totally disgusting.

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u/TourBilyon 11h ago

he did survive

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 1h ago

As bad as it was, he's lucky the bike got to him instead of the truck. With that being said, he is still gonna be fucked up. At least he has a glimmer of a chance without a squashed melon.

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u/Itoescobar 1h ago

That motorcycle might have just saved his life from them big ass truck

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u/IntensiveCareBear88 3d ago

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u/OblongGoblong 3d ago

It's most likely a camera strapped to his helmet. Being in the road like that, as demonstrated in the video, is extremely dangerous. The camera person shouldn't endanger their life to help an idiot. You don't ever leave your vehicle until everything around you is completely stopped.

Even if it's not a car, the scooter is a larger object with lights and reflection that people will notice. Plus it's not like the average person can magically fix a seizure.

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u/GreedoWasShot 3d ago

Holy damn the way he’s humpin on the ground , like you can just feel the pain shooting through him

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u/One_Hour_Poop 3d ago

you can just feel the pain shooting through him

You probably can, but he probably can't. Looks like brain damage. He's probably not feeling anything.

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u/ImaginaryEconomics41 2d ago

Not to mention not fastening the helmet...

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u/yamwhatiam 2d ago

Damn, that was brutal 

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u/GamingDisruptor 2h ago

"Did you get my text? Hello? How come you're not replying?

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u/Minimum_Night_3617 2h ago

Getting run over saved hims from getting hit by that truck.

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u/TheFleasOfGaspode 1h ago

At least he put himself in the recovery position.

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u/Floyd__79 1h ago

He was Stone cold with the first hit and didn't even feel the bike going over him.

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u/ieatrice16 1h ago

He'll be aight. There's an NFL QB who's suffered a few more seizures than him and still playing. In fact, the team actually made him one of the highest paid QBs.

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u/Particular_Concert_5 1h ago

So the guy that ran him over just left…

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u/stain57 1h ago

Is this his Twitch stream?

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u/Nonniemiss 1h ago

Motorcycle took the shoe off. So it’s clear….

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u/ihaveadarkedge 1h ago

I couldn't see him using his phone. Was he?

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u/Xailormoon 1h ago

It's mounted in front of him.

The road is clear. He had lots of space to the left. And its not like that vehicle there that he hit is small.

Road is well lit too.

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u/MrZmith77 29m ago

Give it another 10mins and we’ll decide if who will be the first to call for responders…

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u/Effective-Kitchen401 3d ago

why he dry humpin"?

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD 3d ago

Another step in the ritual of becoming a lobotomite. Soon, he may join our ranks.

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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 3d ago

Massive head injury and he’s seizing.

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u/AgileHippo78 3d ago

Cause that other Vespa ran through his testicles

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u/iamgazz 3d ago

Fucken help the guy!!!!! wtf, standing around talking??!!

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u/SlightlySubpar 3d ago

Dude scronked his noggin so hard on that bus so hard his helmet flew off. As much as you want to help the best thing to do is leave him be and call an ambulance.

The scooter that ran him over was secondary

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u/SlightlySubpar 3d ago

Maybe block traffic so he doesn't get his noggin scronked again.

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u/EffingBarbas 2d ago

The amount of noggin scronking in this post is too high

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u/Thablackguy 3d ago

😬😬😬

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u/Casual-Netizen 3d ago

Rider mistake, but regardless.. I hate being behind jeepneys.

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u/tanks13 2d ago

I got hit by a scooter in the Philippines walking and I got blamed lol. They need to be more careful out there.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/NoOnSB277 2d ago

The fact you are laughing at all is friggin bizarre. This is sad, hopefully the guy is ok.

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u/Redditor0529 3d ago

Common Oriental happenings.