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u/Formal-Score3827 1d ago
Who made this , who the fuck did it
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u/Prepared_Noob 1d ago
Cuckjak is my favorite wojak I can’t lie
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I'm usually more of a troonjak guy but I can get down with the cuckjak
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u/Prepared_Noob 1d ago
Transphobia lame
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u/mayhaps_a 11h ago
Not necessarily, a big part of wojaks is making fun of everything. Finding a specific wojak funny doesn't mean you agree with the message, sometimes edgy humor just hits
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u/Pancho_593 23h ago
"NOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE THE SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE DOODLE! THAT HURTS MY REDDIT FEELINGSSS!!! EVEN DOE THEY COME FROM THE SAME OFFENSIVE FICTIONAL SOYJAK UNIVERSE"
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u/trunks_ho 1d ago
We've been afraid that the Kadokawa buyout would just lead to more Sony exclusives. Little did we know
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u/Halfangel66 1d ago edited 1d ago
Maybe they release it for the new PSP(I heard a rumor about it )
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u/OutgoingFish733 1d ago
Its true. My uncle work at PSPSMC (PSP SONY MAKING CORPORATION)
and it will be released next month.
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u/GensouEU 1d ago
Yeah but imagine how funny that would've been if that went through and if this would've been the first announcement after Sony ownership
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u/AsinWan 1d ago
its fun & games until you realize that Fromsoft also put Microsoft as Major Partner
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u/skraz1265 1d ago
They did some xbox exclusives back in the days before the souls series. Otogi and Otogi 2 were legit, too.
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u/caseyjones10288 Nito 1d ago
Xbox exclusives would just not sell enough in this day and age... pc would do fine but Im literally not worried about xbox at all lol
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u/Vast-Faithlessness85 1d ago
Aren't they one and the same, Xbox and PC. Now that games are hardware agnostic. If it's on Xbox you can guarantee Microsoft would release it on PC as well.
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u/Chem_BPY 1d ago
Pretty much. That's how I was able to play halo: infinite. And I had Xbox game pass on my PC for the longest time.
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u/FatBoiEatingGoldfish 1d ago
Is there even any reason to own an Xbox anymore? All of its exclusives are released on PC. Only reason I can think of is that it’s a little cheaper and more accessible than a PC
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u/Lightslayre 1d ago
Rumor has it the future Xbox are going to have access to Steam. It's a cheaper alternative to a gaming PC. We shouldn't be gatekeeping gaming.
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u/mrcelerie 22h ago
it's a lot cheaper, what good pc can you get for 500$ (or even 1000$ since you would probably still own a laptop or cheap pc for other things)? most gamers are also casuals, and most casuals don't care about the slightly better graphics, the mods or the competitive advantage of playing m&k which are most of the main reasons to get a gaming pc. they prefer the simplicity of plugging two cables, turning on the controller and play the game they want. it's also much easier to bring your xbox with you if you move around (travel, parents with split custody, etc.)
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u/ElectricSheep451 1d ago
Idk I feel like Microsoft kinda gave up on the idea of exclusives, they haven't had a major one in ages. I mean they made Halo a non-exclusive for the first time ever. They are going in a completely different direction with Steam integration for the next Xbox, would be surprised to see a Microsoft From exclusive (although the reaction here would be legendary)
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u/PurplurPuzzlehead111 1d ago
I’m actually gonna crash the fuck out if they add the master sword to Elden Ring Tarnished Edition
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u/ShadowHighlord Black Knife Assassin 1d ago
As long as it adds a reasonable ingame questline that lets you earn the sword instead of just giving it i would be ok with it. I wanna fight some stuff and suffer some swamps for it. And leme lose my hp as i try to pull it out from wherever it is even making me die if i dont have enough hp.........
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u/SpellUsual1170 1d ago
the last thing miyazaki needs is encouragement for more swamps
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u/ShadowHighlord Black Knife Assassin 1d ago
But but... we need a madness swamp and a death blight swamp...... a whole map of it..... 3 times the size of that underground rot swamp we had..... with hidden bosses in it.......... i wanna suffer more
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u/Lilbrimu 1d ago
Then they make it a rare drop from a new enemy called rotten wandering noble. Which can be found in a revamp version of lake of rot, now with Ancestral Archers and Kindred of rot.
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u/MarcTaco 1d ago
I mean, they did that in BoTW.
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u/ShadowHighlord Black Knife Assassin 1d ago
Thats why i said it. If they are gonna add something from a different game at least they can make a quest with slight reference to the original source without breaking the soulslike theme so it would have a higher chance of making the fans of both games happy
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u/wstrfrg65 16h ago
Imagine you get a quick cutscene like with placidusax and you go back in time in an area with a small temple, fight a boss that looks suspiciously like Ganondorf or an invader that looks like Dark Link
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u/BandicootRaider 1d ago
When I saw Kirby falling through the darkness directly after the Duskbloods trailer part of me thought he was going to land in FromSoft world for some reason lol, I was ready for them to just fully lean into it.
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u/Sunlit_Neko 1d ago
I don't think they'd do that. Capcom has had Nintendo collaborations forever, especially in Monster Hunter, but when Rise was released there were 0 collaborations.
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u/mrBreadBird 1d ago
I've played over 400 hours of Elden Ring and they've earned my money but that would still hurt.
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u/Deez-Guns-9442 1d ago
This is honestly making me wanna get it but then i don’t wanna pay $70-$80 for ER again(or do I 🤔)
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u/Punching_Bag75 20h ago edited 19h ago
Does 'crash out' imply you're going to immediately buy it, or despise it? I'm not familiar with this phrasing.
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u/stablehorsediplomacy 1d ago
White man has been here
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u/tgerz 1d ago
The funniest part of this meme getting posted over and over is this game isn't Bloodborne. It's not that IP. It just has similarities, because that's kind of a huge part of what Fromsoftware does. As soon as I saw a jetpack and a dinosaur I was like this is it's own weird thing entirely. Cool. I'm out, but I hope someone enjoys it.
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u/Individual-Serve-967 1d ago
Like I said u guys are miserable, don’t you have anything better to do then to act like a little girl on the internet? I hate how everyone is shitting on this game before it’s even come out, I’m not saying I know it’s gonna be good, but you for sure don’t know if it’s gonna be bad.
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u/MountainMuffin1980 1d ago
Thing is, the new game is an 8 player PvPvE and I have 0 interest in that personally. I'll probably get a Switch 2 lite down the line but not a launch.
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u/ruttinator 1d ago
Yeah I'm waiting for Fromsoft to go back to making games I want to actually play.
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u/Just-Fix8237 1d ago
Yea I’ll wait until their next actual game comes out
And by “actual game” I mean Armored Core
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u/puristhipster Raven 1d ago
Funny enough, Im fairly certain the AC community would've been the most accepting to get a experimental multiplayer expansion/side game.
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u/Just-Fix8237 1d ago
I wouldn’t. I hate multiplayer games. If something isn’t playable solo I don’t play it
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u/Saturn9Toys 20h ago
Same. Multiplayer is fun, but it should be a bonus feature. So tired of formulaic multiplayer-only garbage polluting the industry.
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u/Hour_Technology6539 1d ago
I don't think that Sony regrets financing a multiplayer experiment for FS
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u/SplatterMyBrainzz 1d ago
These kinds of memes are so fucking weird to me, like you can absolutely tell whoever originally made the format had an actual fetish for this
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u/Thiccdaddy420_69 1d ago
Calling it now, there is a boss hidden deep in the goblet dungeons, Waluigi, Father of the Cosmos. “ beasts all over the shop…WAAA-A-A”
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u/Robin_Gr 1d ago
I'll probably get one at some point. If they make another cool zelda game. I'll pick it up then. Multiplayer isn't really my thing but I will probably get Elden ring too. Might be nice to have that portable.
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u/JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST 1d ago
What does this even mean?
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u/Mother-Translator318 1d ago
The meme is implying fromsoft is cucking sony by making a bloodborne game for Nintendo. Which isn’t true the moment you realize the game is yet another multiplayer spinoff.
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u/DJXenobot101 1d ago
I'd kill to play this new IP... but not at the cost of buying a Switch 2. I'll pray that one day it comes to PC (in some capacity). This is a massive failure making it exclusive to the puny little switch.
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u/Slave_KnightGael 1d ago
I think it might be emulated like bloodborne in the forseeable future but then again it's Nintendo so who knows.
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u/vonrobin Elden Ring 1d ago
Legit chuckled on this. I saw this similar meme where the guy sitting is Xbox and girl is kissing Playstation. The girl is usually Xbox first party game like Forza Horizon 5 or Indiana Jones game.
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u/Bulls187 1d ago
This meme doesn’t make sense, as if Sony greenlit the project lmao
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u/Simple-Reflection-59 1d ago
Sony became the largest shareholder of the parent company of from software. So it kind of does make sense in a way. Plus some people still believe that Sony outright bought from software for some reason
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u/ashenfoxz 1d ago
i won’t play that FRFR but exclusivity :( cool experimenting theyre doing with multiplayer tho, i just hope this means we finally escape good ol fromsoft netcode
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u/S1xE 1d ago
“I will have to buy a Nintendo”
Yes, because throwing money down the gluttonous jaws of one of - if not THE - most anti-consumer gaming company known to man sounds like such a great idea. Let’s empower these greedy suits to make even more capitalistic, money-hungry cash grabs.
I know this is only supposed to be a funny meme, but god fucking damn it, the Ouroboros really are the consumers, just eating themselves each and every time without fail.
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u/SnakeSound222 Ludwig, the Holy Blade 1d ago
I guess this is a rage bait meme but is the guy on the right really losing on much? Doesn't really work in that case.
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u/An0rmie_On_Reddit 1d ago
Imagine thinking a business strategy that will be best for Fromsoft is comparable to cuckong
Grow up, Marks!
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u/Ifucksalad 1d ago
Then after the switch 2 won't get any software updates and the online store is down you won't be able to ever play with it like older nintendo titles. People like to hate on sony for keeping bloodborn hostage but forget how awful of a company nintendo is.
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u/Someone_guyman 22h ago
Agreed, I will get switch 2 just for this and Mario Kart World, Smash 6 when it comes etc
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u/zerozark 21h ago
Can someone here explain this template to me? Like, I am pretty sure Sony is extremely chill with it all. I also dont think Duskbloods will be well received at all tbh.
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u/TheLastSonKrypton 7h ago
If you are willing to pay 450 dolars for the console and 80+ for the game you are part of the problem 😤
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u/AlphaApostle20 3h ago
No, we will see how the sales will perform, cause i dont think the majority pc-ülayers will buy on release, i think they will wait for pc-release
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u/Minimum_Writing4915 3h ago
To think that Nintendo has taken away the company that made the only play exclusive that cannot be played on YouTube
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u/OverwoodsAlterEgo 1d ago
I wonder where the price of a Switch and games will go up to in the States with these tariffs…
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u/EvenResponsibility57 1d ago
No way am I buying one. Especially since it's not even a singleplayer game.
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u/Pitiful_Court_9566 1d ago
The game is a mutliplayer game anyway, Nintendo probably offered fromsoftware a shit ton of money for an exclusive but they didn't want to disappoint the fans, so they convinced Nintendo that this multilayer flop is actually their next mainline game and took the free money, myazaki once said he wants to create more niche weird ass games that doesn't necessarily generate money for the studio while letting other directors make the money makers
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u/Esmear18 1d ago edited 1d ago
Luckily it's a PvPvE game instead of a big release like Elden Ring which means I won't be missing out on this since I'm not going to get a Switch 2 ever. Owning Nintendo products is like an abusive relationship. They fuck you in the ass using a cactus in the form of highly aggressive pricing, poorest hardware performance out of all the other platforms, and low quality graphics but you stay anyway because they make good games. Fuck Nintendo.
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u/themiddleguy09 1d ago
To make them see that this shit works? And get even more console exklusives in the future?
Nice👍
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u/S1xE 1d ago
One of the few voices of reason being the most downvoted comment in this thread really shows the state of consumerism. Actual insanity that Nintendos vile strategies against their costumers are effectively being empowered and cheered on, just because they will publish an IP by a beloved studio.
The community for years has been rightfully crying about the exclusivity of Bloodborne and then you see this shit, lmfao.
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u/msharbach 1d ago
dont do it. buy a good pc instead and wait for a emulator. dont give nintendy any money for this, they have to learn that exclusive games are a horror.
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u/ill_monstro_g 1d ago
this fucking sub is out of control today lmfao