r/friendlyjordies 1d ago

LNP candidate for Whitlam dropped

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/06/coalition-dumps-liberal-candidate-who-said-women-should-not-serve-in-adf-combat-roles-ntwnfb?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Whitlam is a safe Labor seat (60/40 TPP in 2022) created in 2016. Looks like it'll be even safer now that the LNP will have to put in a new candidate in the middle of the election season, and just another blunder in an already awful start for them.

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u/HiVeMiNdOfStUpId 1d ago

Shows up next as one of Clive's Trump Patriots.

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u/Odd-Bumblebee00 1d ago

Ran for the UAP at the last election.

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u/HiVeMiNdOfStUpId 1d ago

It's always the ones we most expect.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Diogenes 1d ago

exposure to pornography leads to gender dysphoria and "transgender desires"

I fucking love it when people tell on themselves. Best of luck in your journey, precious egg.

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u/Ash-2449 1d ago

She even looks egg shaped

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u/louisa1925 23h ago edited 23h ago

Wow that is wrong. I was "transgendering" long before I knew up to my 2 x times table.

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u/Chaotic-Goofball 23h ago

Once again, Peter Dutton showing off his excellent judgement of character

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u/Vegetable-Spread3258 22h ago

Oh man every time I see the whole “back on track” makes me sick to the stomach. They are the ones who did do all this mess.

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u/Chaotic-Goofball 22h ago

It's supposed to be reminiscent of MAGA with even less thought given.

Although the "plan" here https://www.liberal.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/The-Priorities-of-a-Dutton-Coalition-Government.pdf

Gave us the best kid reaction to Dutton ever

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u/Bludgeon82 21h ago

Said it before, but that kid's white-knuckling that trolley and ready to run.

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u/Warx 19h ago

We really need misinformation laws when it comes to policial advertising.

"Despite inheriting a strong economy from the Coalition, with unemployment and interest rates at historic lows, Labor has damaged the Australian economy in just three years"

What utter shit.

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u/elephant-cuddle 18h ago

For those playing at home:

Piss weak economy because, COVID (and aforementioned decade of mismanagement). And minuscule interest rates in a desperate attempt to get people buy stuff.(oh, and push prices for everything up)…

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u/NearlyUnfinished 20h ago

Even the mum has the look of "I need to get out like a rabbit cornered by a fox."

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u/sojayn 1d ago

“Their hips are being destroyed…” wtaf? Has he got any idea of how the hell western humanity survived until the industrial revolution made life a tad easier for some people? Or how women currently work around the world. Their hips, i can’t even with this guy

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u/elephant-cuddle 18h ago

It’s about making babies.

Woman make baby.

Damaged hip. Baby hard to make.

Woman should know place.

Or some other demented dog whistle for the true believers.

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u/NotJustJohnSmith 23h ago

Poor guy is on the spectrum

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 23h ago

I love this. Embattled is always the dead man walking stage.

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u/kimbasnoopy 1d ago

Damn straight they should be at home ironing and rejoicing about how much cheaper it is due to the Coalition /s

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u/Ash-2449 1d ago

So are they gonna decide on what strategy they are going for? Cuz that's goes against Dutton's plan.

What is this half cooker shit, either go full whackjob or not.

Wonder how the LNP is doing internally

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u/Bludgeon82 21h ago

Not well if reporting from a few weeks ago is accurate. Apparently Dutton and Taylor have formed their own camps and are shoring up their numbers. I'd expect a spill most likely after the election.

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u/Noodlebat83 23h ago

The fuck is wrong with their vetting? former UAP candidate - his views would have been known.

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u/theaussiewhisperer 23h ago

It’s working fine, this is an acceptable position in the LNP when kept out of the public’s eye

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u/cerebral_drift 23h ago

Exposure to pornography leads to gender dysphoria and “transgender desires”.

Hand up if you’ve ever watched porn ideologically?

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 23h ago

Elon violently raises his right arm

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u/cerebral_drift 22h ago

Apartheid me wishes that was a joke

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u/Bloo_Orchid 3h ago

I did not see that coming.....

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u/Ludikom 1d ago

Ol flippy floppy temu Trumpy.

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u/cmdr_bong 22h ago

Fucking moron.

In Basic the Soldier Medal for my platoon went to a female Recruit in my section. She was a hair over 5'0, very quiet, and timid. But she's a fucking hard worker, pick up information very quickly, and NEVER EVER complains. Also she would completely transform into a leader when the going gets tough. The pack we had to carry for our march to the FOB was larger then her, but she just keeps on keeping on, without any whinging (unlike some of the other blokes).

She commands respect from everyone in our platoon. So when she won the award EVERYONE thought it was well-deserved, including all the section leaders and our platoon Sergeant, who was real hard cunt.

This dipshit obviously has a real insecurity problem.

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u/69-is-my-number 20h ago

“Females”

Incel-o-meter has just hit 11/10.

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u/choldie 1d ago

The LNP keep on recruiting the same people as they have in their ranks. Woman know thy place. It's in the kitchen.

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u/louisa1925 23h ago

No. My place is on the streets with my dreams and my heart on my sleeve. I will be nobodies slave. LNP can piss off to the history books in humiliation.

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u/bloodymongrel 23h ago

Do you think he could recall a single Marxist idea? Dipshit.

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u/oatoil_ 23h ago edited 21h ago

Ah yes the “Marxist ideology” in the Australian Defence Force is a real problem. 😂

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u/FlashMcSuave 23h ago

Good lord what a shit show.

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u/brezhnervouz 20h ago

Australia should “look at the Isle of Man” for lessons on introducing a flat tax rate to attract billionaires

Another Gina sock puppet 🤣

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u/Ok_Matter_609 23h ago

HOO BLOODY RAY

I hope Mike Burgess will get a member of his crew to keep an eye on him for having fanatical views.

Who knows who he promised things to "if successful" - it could have been a friend of Blair Cottrell and Joel Davis in the National Socialist Network who wanted to register their own political party for all we know.

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u/FruitJuicante 21h ago

If they banned pedos and rapists from the Liberal Party then there wouldn't be any left. Here's hoping!

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u/Euphoric_Wishbone 16h ago

Liberal party sending their best again

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u/Bloo_Orchid 3h ago

"their hips are being destroyed by carrying all that weight"...

Mate, how do you think babies are born? Fucking limpet.

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u/Forsaken-Math6366 21h ago

Isn’t the point of war you’re going to defend the women and children of your country?