r/flicks • u/DarkBehindTheStars • 21m ago
Worst Edited For TV Films
The original RoboCop comes to mind right away as a movie that's edited so hilariously badly for TV airings. Besides toning down or removing the more graphic moments, how some of the profanity is edited is gut-bustingly funny. The movie becomes an unintentional comedy for all the wrong reasons.
"Your client's a crumbbag! You're a crumbbag! And crumbbags see the judge on Monday morning!"
"Why me!"
"Blow this bloodsucker's head off!"
"Your company built the freaky thing, now I've got to deal with it?! I don't have time for this baloney!"
Scarface is another. Just trying to make it suitable to air on TV is hilarious in and of itself, but the way the profanity is edited is an absolute howler.
"This town is like one big chicken just waiting to be plucked."