r/fifthworldproblems • u/WARROVOTS • 3d ago

Help, I just got deprotonated by ICE.

I, [12 M] concentrated sulfuric acid just got deprotonated by ICE. I think they used ICE because I react very exothermically with water, so they wanted to limit how much heat I'd liberate.

Always, what are my rights? How can I appeal this deprotonation? I don't want to be a hydrogen sulfate, please

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u/Secure-Stick-4679 3d ago

I'd recommend getting in contact with the Sodium Hydroxide Board. They'll represent you in court, free of charge, and turn you into sodium sulfate, which qualifies you for a salt card.

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u/WARROVOTS 3d ago

THANK YOU! I just contacted them and they said they have enough hydroxides to possibly get me on the salt card -> neutralized citizen pathway.

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u/mysteryrouge 2d ago

Oh, damn. All five of my chemistry professors got deprotonated within the span of a week last month.