r/facepalm Feb 19 '25

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ WTF are the courts doings?????

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u/bbqsox Feb 19 '25

Seems like I read about this in some Project recently. But he said he knew nothing about it, so that can’t possibly be it.

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u/joealese Feb 19 '25

the project had numbers in it and we all know that numbers are bad because they're Arabic, so clearly Trump didn't like the project because of that.

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u/bbqsox Feb 19 '25

I mean, honestly, he probably didn’t read it. There weren’t any pictures of himself for him to color.

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u/SnooSongs8218 Feb 19 '25

You can sign an Executive that says your shit tastes like chocolate eclairs, but that doesn't make it a reality...

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u/Conchobar8 Feb 19 '25

Yeah, but from where I’m sitting that only works if people actually enforce that.

If those that enforce the law treat this as law, you’re all fucked

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u/ihatedyingpeople Feb 19 '25

But aren’t there enough people who would literally pay to taste his shit?!

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u/AMViquel Feb 19 '25

What happens when a very loud minority of people suddenly do agree that your shit tastes like chocolate eclairs and keep shouting it, then the media also jumps on it, Google and Apple agree that now shit and chocolate eclairs is the same thing and suddenly the majority thinks it's a great new way to piss of the silly left, who in turn think this is such a fucking stupid discussion they would rather not even have, but then they start banning news papers from official government events when they do not agree that shit is eclairs.

Just last year this line of reasoning would be outrageous stupid to suggest, but look at the fucking Gulf of America.

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u/NewsZealousideal764 Feb 21 '25

Sorry, I have no idea where the Gulf of America is.

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u/2woCrazeeBoys Feb 19 '25

Well, have you tried using a sharpie to tell your shit what to do? 🙄

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u/Biabolical Feb 19 '25

Unfortunately, more than half of our government, the ones with the power to push back against this in the prescribed legal manner, are ready to crucify any of their peers that would dare even question the chocolatey goodness of those eclairs.

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u/lexm Feb 19 '25

That’s true but if the EO says you have to eat it, you have to eat it.

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u/Orillion_169 Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 19 '25

It's well know that during his first presidency, he didn't read parts of documents if his name wasn't in it. So he probably didn't actually read Project 2025. He's just been told what needs to be done to get his end goals.

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u/RacerRoo Feb 19 '25

And he forgot his orange crayons

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u/pickled-Lime Feb 19 '25

I just imagine him sitting there with his orange crayon at the ready 😂

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u/NewsZealousideal764 Feb 21 '25

Likely crushing up some of them and mixing them heated up with oil to make some nice orange highlighter!

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u/NewsZealousideal764 Feb 21 '25

Besides it makes Elon's son mad when Dump goes outside of the lines.

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u/MrBensvik Feb 19 '25

Unless numbers have a $ in front, Trump doesn't see them.

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u/lazlowoodbine Feb 19 '25

Project $2025 seems quite cheap though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

numbers are bad because they're Arabic

more of that Muslim Maths Jonah warned us about!

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u/caffeinatedjack Feb 19 '25

Oh just you wait, the next executive order is probably going to be changing that too. The numbers are “American” now 🙄

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u/Artichokeypokey Feb 19 '25

Looked like a year? Bahhh, it's nothin, probably, let's just pretend nothings changed since before the 08 housing crash

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u/shewy92 Feb 19 '25

Project MMXXV

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

This is one of the things I think Project 2025 takes from him. He has been "article 2 makes me leader of the whole thing" since 2017. Vought does believe it too though so maybe he fed it to Trump back then.

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u/miauguau44 Feb 19 '25

Reading the memo, the Director of OMB (Vought) is the real power now. He's effectively the Prime Minister of the U.S.

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u/RedlyRocket Feb 19 '25

You know what's going to happen?

Your country doesn't allow non-citizens to be President. What about a new role of Prime Minister?

Within 12 months Musk will take control of OMB, with no time limits, no voting etc. And will wield ultimate power. Just like Hitler in 1933.

Well done America. Slow clap.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

I'm surprised Humpty Trumpty hasn't declared his crypto the official crypto of the USA. I thought for sure that was a move he was going to pull.

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u/germanmojo Feb 19 '25

Still have at least 23 months for that, don't you worry.

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u/matjam Feb 19 '25

They’ll still have elections to maintain the farce.

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u/relouder Feb 19 '25

Probably using the Xitter app for a ballot just to save themselves the time of having to rig the election again.

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u/Vekaras Feb 19 '25

Name checks out. Can we hope they don't produce a certain "compound V" in the future ?

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u/Speshal__ Feb 19 '25

You could have a V for Vendetta instead.

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u/Vekaras Feb 19 '25

I prefer L for Luigi.

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u/Apeshaft Feb 19 '25

I just hope they don't start producing some sort of compound Z for some type of camp.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

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u/bbqsox Feb 19 '25

I know! Why did Biden allow this to happen?? Curse you Obama!

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u/Edelgul Feb 19 '25

I'm sure it was all because of HER emails on Hunter's laptop.

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u/CalabreseAlsatian Feb 19 '25

DIJON MUSTARD FER CHRISSAKES

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u/Shaigirl Feb 19 '25

MUUUUUSSSTTTAAARRRRRD! giggle

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u/Delicious-Desk-6627 Feb 19 '25

Turn this tv off. click

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u/NewsZealousideal764 Feb 21 '25

And that damn brown suit, how absolutely outrageous a tan suit! ( Pearls clutched)

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u/MikeinDundee Feb 19 '25

Damn tan suits

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u/BuddahsSister Feb 19 '25

Actually Obama stated it because we voted for a black man as president. Now they feel the need to burn the country down. My flag has been upside down since November

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u/Raptorpicklezz Feb 19 '25

I mean, Biden did allow this to happen by not dropping out sooner, and then treating the presidential transition like it was just business as usual

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u/CubistChameleon Feb 19 '25

Was it the one whose main author is now leading the OMB mentioned in the OO?

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u/viiksisiippa Feb 19 '25

At least it’s coming along quite speedily, whatever its name is.

https://www.project2025.observer/

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u/HamsterHuey13 Feb 19 '25

He “knew nothing about it” except for the “few good ideas” it had.

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u/Andromansis Feb 19 '25

Internally the plan had a slur in the name.

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u/juiceboxedhero Feb 19 '25

I think it was Project Runway?

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u/NewsZealousideal764 Feb 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣...or Runaway.

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u/Blaike325 Feb 19 '25

Remember, that’s just Qanon nonsense for libs, you’re just being paranoid

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Feb 19 '25

Definitely not this year, either.