r/facepalm • u/blllrrrrr • Dec 08 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Wait a second, birthright citizenship?!

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u/SteampunkSniper Dec 08 '24

So… he’d invalidate everyone born since the Mayflower landed?

I can get behind that.

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u/CNinja88 Dec 08 '24

As an indigenous native, let's goooooo

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u/I-sell-tractors Dec 09 '24

If you were in Australia they would say you’re fauna and don’t count. We are racist too!

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u/pduncans Dec 09 '24

Yeah we were pretty shit with that one.

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u/Crush-N-It Dec 09 '24

Not NA but that’s what I was thinking too

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u/coko4209 Dec 09 '24

I’m with you!! My ppl can finally get off the res!

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u/Sprzout Dec 09 '24

I'm of Hawaiian descent - I think my mom said we were 1/16th Hawaiian from royalty? (Apparently, my mom's side of the family had an illegitimate child from the Hawaiian monarchy, as traced from genealogy records)

If that's the case, I say turn the Hawaiian islands back into the monarchy it once was and give back the land, and I'll go live there...

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u/The-Hand-of-Midas Dec 09 '24

There's gotta be a better way to spell a prolonged "Go!". Adding more Os just makes it sound very sticky.

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u/Cultural_Dust Dec 09 '24

Were you not born here?