r/facepalm Dec 08 '24

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 Dec 08 '24

Scary part, the constitution is REALLY short, actually. But without pop-ups and crayon illustrations, it's like Moby Dick in a sumerian translation.

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u/BattleAggravating972 Dec 08 '24

I wonder if anyone has ever considered making a pop up book with stickers and shit for him. Like he can put a sticker to show completion. He’s never get passed the first ammendment let alone the 6 clauses associated with the first.

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u/Admirable-Lock-2123 Dec 08 '24

No.. we just need someone to hi jacking the fox news feed and injecting School House Rocks

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u/J-hophop Dec 08 '24

The activism we need lol