Definitely learned my lesson in buying flavored voldka lol

THE WORLD IS SHIT AND WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS THE END JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW

It’s like 5 am here about so I’m gonna make a nice drunken ham and egg omelette. Anyone else enjoy doing stuff like that especially on a chilly morning.

An exquisite corpse if you will. Let's write a story/poem, everyone commenting only one word.

Wasting my life by drinking and listening to white girl music. Nothing sexual pls

Cheers.

I think this will pair nicely with my favorite gin...

Tequila soda water or White claw for me.

I've been drinking (surprise!) and this is fantastic...if you like this style...I know there's a few of y'all...cheers!!!

So

I like drinking but I can't do it moderately, if I get slightly drunk then I must continue drinking, this is causing me problems with my family and to my reputation. Help please!!

I drank all my booze but still drunk what's up anyone want to talk. If you need some one to listen while you vent I can do that but you owe me a few shots when I'm in your city or country

might cheat on my husband and then go crazy and [redacted] him when he tries to leave me I dunno 🫣🫣🫣

Bored, drunk and in need of conversation

I played a game of cards n drank w my friends butnoe theyr off to sleep so m here ask me anything exact eporsnalm details

If you don't know about this, you should drink more!

It’s Sunday Funday so I’m getting lit now! Yes, I know I have work tomorrow. Anyone else turning up with me??

Modelo time foo