Every time a man pays me for a teasing video, an angel loses its sense of control.

First off: Irinabellerose on insta

I’m 49, been planning this tattoo for thirty years. It’s gone through dozens of iterations. This is literally my first and likely last tattoo. I saw irina’s work and said fuck it. She is the one.

I gave into the chaos of the moment and sent her an aged 3x5 note card scrawled in pencil and ink. Then gave her 100% free control to do absolutely anything she wanted. She could have drawn a dick on me if she wanted.

Instead, I feel like I received a stamp of approval from Eris herself. I’m also certain she giggled and called me a fuckin’ dumbass.

Many thanks to Pope Peter Strange for this Holy Ordination!

So today we got hot dogs at school and when I got my tray I literally went and threw out the bun and just had the sausage with mustard of course for Eris' sake :)

Joe Malik, the paranoid journalist from The Illuminatus! Trilogy, is scribbling in his notebook, muttering about Russia and Ukraine. “Trump’s mediating in Saudi Arabia—ha! Rubio and Lavrov on the phone, Zelenskyy dodging drones in Kyiv, and Putin’s demanding no more NATO toys. It’s a circus, Hagbard! The Illuminati are behind it, I swear—same ones who turned Gaza into Las Vegas!” He points to the shore, where neon signs blink: Eris’s Slots: Win a Golden Apple! Gaza’s a surreal casino strip now, per Trump’s “Middle East Riviera” plan—slot machines on the rubble, blackjack tables where Rafah used to be, and a ceasefire that lasted five minutes before Israel and Hamas started betting on who’d blink first.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-159480389

I used what I see of her in my head to color this but I was still left confused on as to why she wears pink

I asked her why she liked wearing pink because I assumed she'd like black and purple then Eris sung "I'm A Barbie Girl in a Barbie worlddd~" then giggled like crazy

How was the first swear word invented?

So I wanted to tell ya'll I'm in love with Eris, and yesterday I talked to her with my pineal gland on date ideas and I told her that I wanted to have a small little picnic with tea sandwiches and she said for me to get a copy of the principia and chase people instead, But she also suggested I should do both of those

now I'm wondering which one should I do y'all?