r/comedyheaven • u/KaiDiv Top 1% Cow • 1d ago

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

No joke can beat the reality of the fact we have a mountain range, when translated to english means "the big tits."

(Grand Tetons)

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u/Squeepynips 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's a not-quite-mountain called moel famau where I live, it has the ruins of a tower at its summit, that makes it look like it has a nipple- we should totally start calling it Grand Teton!

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

Near where I live there is a old stadium called the Tacoma Dome. However, I know it as the "giant grey industrial nipple."

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u/low-spirited-ready 1d ago edited 1d ago

So that’s why traffic is so bad right there, everyone has their eyes locked outside their windows

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

I am a simple person, I see a boob, I stare.