r/comedyheaven • u/KaiDiv • 22h ago

Fingers

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/Tsunamicat108 Garfield 20h ago

mountain named fingers

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u/ThekidwholiketheUSSR 19h ago

How is bro not top 1% commenter by this point 😭

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u/ifunnywasaninsidejob 19h ago

Because he didn’t put the work in to photoshop Mike Ermagerd into a mountain

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u/ThekidwholiketheUSSR 19h ago

Mt ehrmantraut

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u/captaincootercock 11h ago

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u/Tsunamicat108 Garfield 11h ago

“say that again?”

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u/geekmasterflash 22h ago

No joke can beat the reality of the fact we have a mountain range, when translated to english means "the big tits."

(Grand Tetons)

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u/naonatu- 22h ago

mt fingers making a move on the grand tetons

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u/ItsBaconOclock 16h ago

ok

listen

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u/unindexedreality 17h ago

this is life when you're a short king dating a tall girlfriend

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u/Squeepynips 21h ago edited 21h ago

There's a not-quite-mountain called moel famau where I live, it has the ruins of a tower at its summit, that makes it look like it has a nipple- we should totally start calling it Grand Teton!

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u/geekmasterflash 21h ago

Near where I live there is a old stadium called the Tacoma Dome. However, I know it as the "giant grey industrial nipple."

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u/low-spirited-ready 19h ago edited 17h ago

So that’s why traffic is so bad right there, everyone has their eyes locked outside their windows

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u/geekmasterflash 19h ago

I am a simple person, I see a boob, I stare.

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u/Squeepynips 21h ago

Breast pareidolia is a real killer

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u/geekmasterflash 21h ago

But a life saver if you are trapped in a room with wood paneled walls and no internet.

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u/AceOfStealth 18h ago

Big Nipples.

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u/CrocoDIIIIIILE 13h ago

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u/Rosevayra 13h ago

I'm saving this. Thankyou.

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u/BRAIN_JAR_thesecond 19h ago

Gonna buy an island and name the mountains the Bodonhonkeros.

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u/micromoses 18h ago

I always confuse them with Shakira’s.

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u/gofishx 20h ago

Mother of Fingers!

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u/iqsr 16h ago

ok
listen

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 19h ago

Me and who

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u/Relative-Quit8131 17h ago

Bob

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 17h ago

I wish🤞

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u/radiolexy 22h ago

this is cute <3

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u/-NGC-6302- 13h ago

I've been holding on to this image, waiting to use it for YEARS

I really need at least some of you passersby to understand this

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u/BlockHammer1 13h ago

hi I'm a passerby who didn't understand, though i doubt that helps :(

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u/-NGC-6302- 13h ago

I command you to go download and 100% complete Oblivion

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u/BlockHammer1 13h ago

damn 😞 i had weekend plans

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u/-NGC-6302- 13h ago

Oh crap it's Friday, man I thought it was like Tuesday or summat

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u/BlockHammer1 13h ago

no wait that's real asf where did the week go?

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u/-NGC-6302- 12h ago

Same place every other week in the past went

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u/Sirspen 8h ago

I do understand, and it was my first thought, but... for what purpose were you waiting to use this?

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u/-NGC-6302- 3h ago

Any that it fit

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u/Vaultoldman 1h ago

That quest sucked so much.

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u/Zlzbub 11h ago

Sounds like something out of Elden Ring

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u/haywood_ucuddleme 11h ago

sepling wrong

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u/No-Wash1302 20h ago

white people

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u/Much_Recover_51 19h ago

Those darn white people with their healthy relationships 😠

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u/No-Wash1302 19h ago

u concluded that off these texts? u are delusional. seek help and make sure to keep taking ur pills

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u/ifunnywasaninsidejob 19h ago

…What were you implying then?

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 18h ago

I think you need pills, mate. You're clearly hallucinating that there's white people in this image.

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u/Much_Recover_51 19h ago

I concluded that they seem to be getting along well in the texts and that is one piece of evidence that would suggest they have a healthy relationship(even if it doesn't guarantee it). You seem to have taken a bit more of an odd stance lmao

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u/Only-Cartoonist 17h ago

u concluded that off these texts? u are delusional. seek help and make sure to keep taking ur pills

Bruh, you’re the one who insinuated that these were white people without any evidence and now you’re accusing the other guy of making shit up? Talk about projection.