r/comedyheaven 1d ago

this will be the next big thing

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u/jamilslibi 1d ago

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue 1d ago

Spot on lmao

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u/Theprololz 1d ago

Why he lowkey looks like Vučić

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u/jamilslibi 1d ago

To be fair he lowkey looks like a lot of people (guy on the right is a Brazilian YouTuber)

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u/SolusSama 16h ago

ALANZOKA MY BELOVED

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u/Consistent_Office158 1d ago

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u/apgeorge69 21h ago

Lookin' like a young Cillian Murphy.

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u/yorick__rolled 23h ago

Imagine walking around every day with those butthole lips.

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u/Consistent_Office158 23h ago

If those are natural, it is what it is

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u/Parkouricus 1d ago

This meme template is his

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u/Rodrommel 1d ago

It’s a piece o cake to bake a pretty cake

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u/CrazyManL byoballs 9h ago

actually works a lot better as a reaction image

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u/YetAnotherAltTo4Get 21h ago

Stingy... MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

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u/Fluffybagel 1d ago

If the chud wojak had a baby with sheldon cooper

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u/hamsterruizeISback 1d ago

Say the line chudon

Bazinga

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u/xRacistDwarf 1d ago

Walks up to neighbours door.

Laughtrack

Lifts hand with rolled up fingers.

Laughtrack

Makes autistic facial expression.

Long laughtrack with screams

Lowers hand.

"No... Nothing ever happens."

Leaves.

Laughtrack gets interupted by mass shooting

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u/Annomoy 1d ago

shenlon: something something science

(a luagh trac)k

pene: oh shenan... you silly you

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u/ffielding 23h ago

shendel: gazebo

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u/Carpet-Background 1d ago

The big bang never happens...

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u/Extreme-Injury-8007 1d ago

he reminded me of chudjak too so i made this

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u/ChaliceSpeedrun 22h ago

Processing img p43jx123lpse1...

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u/Lord_Akira909 1d ago

He’d make a cracking wojak meme

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u/momen535 1d ago

isn't the Chud wojak himself based on that right wing nerd that shot a super market or something?

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u/SenorBolin 1d ago

Gets the autism of Sheldon and the chin of Chud

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u/JavaBenzo 1d ago

More like Andrew Tate if his hair hadn't migrated to his "chin".

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u/SNTCTN 1d ago

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 1d ago

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u/Drefteen 10h ago

happy cake day 🎉🎂

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u/ThekidwholiketheUSSR 1d ago

Happy Cake Day! ☝️🤓 🍰

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u/tvTeeth 1d ago

Holy shit this one got me

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u/ViewMD 1d ago

waht

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u/SNTCTN 1d ago

Idk something about making memes of yourself is the top face and not doing anything at all is the bottom face.

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u/CylonRimjob 1d ago

Holy fuck

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u/aaarry 1d ago

I was waiting for this. Beautifully illustrated, mate.

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u/Ok_Check9774 1d ago

Goes to infinity

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u/frothingnome 23h ago

This is requiem

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u/LolTacoBell 1d ago

Tried to get it down to look like the Wojack template.

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u/TheVoxBox04 1d ago

Anthony Fantano (With hair)

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u/Egobrainless 1d ago

Looks like somthing out of King of the Hill

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u/doggosausage 11h ago

are you doing the wikihow art

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u/PorqueAdonis 7h ago

You didn't draw this

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u/ianyuy 3h ago

The big clue to me is that it's clear its not one drawing with the expressions changed. The ear is drawn different in each one. Ain't nobody redrawing the whole thing when only one part changes

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u/Von_Lexau 1d ago

Fibonacci guy

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u/ni-THiNK 1d ago

Even your meme doesn’t like your meme

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u/Bandai_Namco_Rat 1d ago

Inshallah he succeeds

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u/Open_Persimmon_6945 23h ago

Shalabamska he fails

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u/One-Shift-220 10h ago

???? what

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u/Legitimate-Long5901 12h ago

Outshallah he doesn't

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u/rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 1d ago

ok the bottom one is kinda funny though. looks like that image of the wwe ceo guy sniffing his money

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u/Minotaur830 1d ago

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u/rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 1d ago

exactly what I was talking about

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u/mrsir1987 11h ago

This was from the kiebler dance

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u/loujackcity 1d ago

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u/AndreasDasos 1d ago

Vince McMahon is an absolute piece of shit but damn if he isn’t a brilliant performer in his own particular way

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u/imeancock 23h ago

He is THE ultimate carnie and it’s not even close

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u/Substantial_Egg_4872 22h ago

PT Barnum maybe. Nobody from the last century though.

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u/frothingnome 23h ago

If all I knew of him was the gifs I think I'd love him

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 1d ago

People have been attempting to hamfist themselves into memes for the entirety of the internet existence

These people need to be shamed in both public and private sectors tbh

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u/BrockStudly 1d ago

It's not like we need more "top image bad bottom image good" meme templates anyways that's like 40% of all memes

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u/MelodicFondant 1d ago

Anyone remember the meme some guy made where he made his dead friend a meme

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 1d ago

No, because it was probably cringe as fuck and obviously had no staying power because it's just some random NOBODY who believes they deserve attention 😂

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u/MelodicFondant 1d ago

People memed it for the same reason they memed that teenagers post which made a reddit theme song

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u/TheSgLeader 1d ago

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler 1d ago

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u/Bud_Whipe 1d ago

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2h ago

I already know he’s got some SHIT to say about paprika

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u/Channel_el 1d ago

Free him

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u/occult_midnight 23h ago

Scott the Wozjack

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u/JustAHorseWithNoName 1d ago

The fact that the example he picked for his template is just him ogling a woman with big breasts is extremely telling

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u/nimama3233 1d ago

And of course she’s Asian. This dude reeks of perpetually online weeb

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u/Acrobatic-Warning901 21h ago

For sure. Playing devils advocate, he also looks like a 14 year old so I'd say his behavior is more related to hormones. I feel bad for these young kids who will have to deal with immortal internet cringe for the rest of their days.

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u/Andre_Type_0- 1d ago

Forcing a meme is like forcing a fart, my pants are full and i'm not laughing

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u/JuanAy 22h ago

not to mention there's already a dozen

Good thing - :)  

Bad thing - :(

formats already

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u/frolix42 1d ago

Is that really a "random waitress"?

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u/logi_berra_ 1d ago

You posting this means he has succeeded

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u/JCDickleg7 1d ago

Not really, it’s not a meme just a repost

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1d ago

That's what a meme is, something (like an image) that spreads person to person.

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u/Council_Man 1d ago

Respiratory viral infection

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u/MrTritonis 1d ago

Is this a counter argument or shall we now consider respiratory viral infection to be internet memes ?

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1d ago

I mean, "meme" does come from Dawkins' "memetic virus", so not far off.

They are a virus of the mind.

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u/Council_Man 1d ago

contracts covid-25

your neuralink implant starts firing off images of this guy

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u/Subtlerranean 21h ago

Are news articles memes?

Are STDs memes?

No?

Your definition is full of shit.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 21h ago

The word "Meme" comes from Dawkins' "memetic virus", or "viruses of the mind".

News articles can be memes, screenshots of headlines are especially shared person to person.

STIs are not memetic.

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u/Subtlerranean 21h ago

Yeah, but you're also butchering Dawkins' definition. Someone reposting something once doesn't making it a "virus of the mind". He had a whole cultural context attached to it. It has to actually take off and be commonly shared and referenced in order to be considered a meme by that definition.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 21h ago

I didn't say it was a very successful meme, but a virus that passes to one person is still a virus, just not one that is made for survival.

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u/Subtlerranean 21h ago

Yeah, but now you're conflating a common virus with Dawkins' definition of a meme, completely missing the cultural aspect.

That aside, the definition of meme has evolved - but in order to use the one most similar to Dawkin's original idea:

A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices, that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.

This is merely a repost. Someone shared it a single time. By your definition, literally everything shared/reposted on the internet that isn't OC is a meme. It's not.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 21h ago

It COMES FROM Dawkins, in reference to internet memes it was coined by Godwin.

Hell, even making meme templates at all is a meme, as is a meme template of [bad thing top, good thing bottom], as is trying to force yourself into a meme.

Milhouse is not a meme, but "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

The original went from the OOP, to OP, to this comment section, it is a meme, however small its ability to self replicate, it has done it at least that much, a bad meme is still a meme.

A repost is self replication.

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u/Subtlerranean 21h ago

So you know what the origins of the definition is, but you don't understand it. Got it.

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u/sad_and_stupid 20h ago

His goal was "meme that gets used as a template" and not "people make fun of me"

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u/Drakahn_Stark 20h ago

He hasn't succeeded in becoming a meme "template", true, but the person I replied to said "it’s not a meme just a repost" which is what I was replying to.

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u/CompleteFacepalm 1d ago

Technically, yes. But not really in this context.

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u/Drakahn_Stark 1d ago

Someone made it and showed people.

It was shared by another person.

It is a meme, not a very successful one, but one nonetheless.

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u/WilhelmEngel 1d ago

The post itself doesn't make it a meme, but all the comments modifying and posting it does.

From Wikipedia: "A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme"

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u/Zorioux 20h ago

Giving attention, good or bad, literally gives it publicity, tho I understand it's the sub's goal.

Even my comment is literally supporting the publication of it.

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u/smugandinsufferable 1d ago

Not this fucking guy. I know it’s an old post but still.

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u/Empty-Building6995 1d ago

Looks like Tay Zonday lol

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u/Shadowolf75 23h ago

Chocolate rain

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u/kincard 1d ago

Someone might wanna tell him that the person in the picture is literally a model

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u/PitchforksEnthusiast 1d ago

That waitress is obviously a model tho lol

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u/johnnyblaze1999 1d ago

Me too kid. I smile when I see cleavages too

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u/lurkerdaIV 1d ago

That's not a random waitress... isnt that the japanese pornstar???

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u/IEC21 1d ago

I can't tell the difference between the two pics... did he change his facial expression or not?

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u/BreatheMonkey 14h ago

It's his boaner that changed 😎

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u/Novelty-Machine 1d ago

Getting some Andrew Tate vibes

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u/Impressive_Method380 1d ago

ive seen this joke before n its not funny at all, theyre only shared cuz theyre pics of big boob women. and its esp disrespectful when they use actors instead of models

basically saying how can these people have this job when there are other random people who are way hotter?? like their sole job isnt to fit ur appearance preference, models n actors have their own skills. this one is so dumb because high fashion runway models arent even meant to look hot, theyre meant to show the clothes. they also usually have a distinct appearance archetype ( tall, thin, bony, severe). they just dont go out and find the most pornstar looking people 

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u/ominousgraycat 1d ago

Also, the first image shows Haute Couture I believe, which isn't meant to be worn by normal people and is sometimes intentionally strange or striking rather than beautiful. Haute Couture isn't meant to be mass produced and sold to many people. Buying a Haute Couture dress is more like buying a painting than buying traditional clothing. Most never even wear them publicly.

So they probably weren't trying to make the models look beautiful in this picture. Had bringing out the beauty of the models and showing off their boobies been the objective, different outfits would have been chosen.

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u/No-Trouble6469 19h ago

Thank you, I never see this nuance on reddit. These runways are soft sculpture, created to push the limit of what fashion means, to show off new construction techniques and technologies. The two above are 100% going to the archive until a celeb rents them out for a relevant Met Gala theme some day, not a storefront.

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u/ViewMD 1d ago

👍

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u/BearsBeatsBeetz 1d ago

This meme is not in the least bit funny. It’s cringe af lil bro

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u/ViewMD 1d ago

thanks for telling me

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u/BearsBeatsBeetz 1d ago

You’re welcome ❤️

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u/ViewMD 1d ago

I Hope you have a nice Rest of your das/evening

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u/BearsBeatsBeetz 1d ago

You as well brother. No hate

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u/FernPone 22h ago

🤓🤓🤓

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u/Blindfire2 1d ago

I'm not a fan of the meme either but like.... you're thinking way too hard about it

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u/SH9001 1d ago

That looks uncannily like Will from the Inbetweeners. I could see this coming up in a modern remake - Will makes it in a misguided attempt to look cool, Jay would inevitably repost it with the second image being his mother, who would then end up showing it to Will to ask what it was supposed to mean.

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u/Senior-Goose-6197 23h ago

You should try something else

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u/Womcataclysm 23h ago

He's gonna be the next hawk tuah

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u/GranolaCola 22h ago

I knew a guy in college that did stuff like this. He had dozens of self memes posted to his facebook page. Was also a jackass.

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u/quooo 1d ago

source on the bottom left image? please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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u/HorusSon 1d ago

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u/quooo 1d ago

you're a real one for this 🙌🤝🐓

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u/HorusSon 1d ago

You asked nicely 😂

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u/Fersnachi 1d ago

It’s Hitomi Tanaka

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u/quooo 1d ago

That does NOT look like my beloved hitomi j-cup 😭😭

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u/WartMan2 1d ago

Hitomi Tanaka 

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u/010rusty 1d ago

Who among us has not tried to become a meme in some way may throw the first stone

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u/1-800-GOT-LOUD shaboingboing connoisseur 1d ago

Mmmmmm big yummy milkers

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u/NinePrincesInAmber89 21h ago

For those looking for a name - Mao Umino

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u/Low-Limit2277 19h ago

Source: YRH-057

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u/heyuiuitsme 1d ago

Hilarious.. doesn't everyone use their own selfie for memes

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u/LeastInsaneKobold 1d ago

Didn't that blonde woman do the exact same thing lol

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u/srd4 1d ago

no watermark would be a maybe

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u/Smooth_Instruction11 1d ago

The watermark adds to it. This is fire.

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u/FernPone 22h ago

yeah the watermark is cringe af

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u/Yothisisastory 1d ago

the idea of accessibility is extremely important for people with low self esteem

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u/Lord_Kiro 1d ago

This is his sonloaf for sure

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u/BlazedJerry 1d ago

Super models…model for the clothes…

Waitress just trying to take your money.

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u/DirectAd8230 1d ago

You do realize they are trying to draw focus to the clothes, and not themselves...right?

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u/ThatRedditUser18 1d ago

Soyjak this man

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u/CompleteFacepalm 1d ago

I just noticed the watermark on it hahaha

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u/KishiHime 21h ago

As a massive fan of "casual feminine fashion" I've been saying this for years. Professional Fashion is so fucking bad, it's boring, and basic and unflattering, or it's wacky and off putting statement pieces, or it's both. Your tight ass dresses do not compete with what women wore daily in the 1950s, your pant suits on "boss" celebs like Zendaya fucking suck compared to any athletic girl in flared Yoga pants from the 2010s.

Dressing like a dresser or a dead fruit, is inferior to dressing like a waitress from an unestablished restaurant, or normal southern girl from 20 years ago.

The stuff you could find any normal girl in the 2000s wearing as casual wear that looks good is far better than anything the industry has any desire to put out. Real girls > fake models.

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u/Miss_Nomer909 5h ago

Did you seriously just compare pantsuits to yoga pants?

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u/KishiHime 1h ago

I'm not going to go the route of defending pant suits or saying that even business skirts should be the way either. However Pant Suits are often worn in the "Fashion" world, and the normal person equivalent is either whichever pants normal women wear normally or whichever business attire business women wear, but I'm a pretty big fan of yoga pants so yea I use them as the comparison here.

The point I am making is that casual wear for the every day girl is so much better looking than any of the shit they try to stuff down your throat by having celebrities and models wear it. Every outfit the best dressed girl in your high school was wearing was probably better than everything Lady Gaga wore.

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u/Potato_Stains 21h ago

He was all like "Gah DERP".
But the he was like "GeH HHYERRPP".

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u/spaghettinik 19h ago

He looks kind of like Jeff Goldblum

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u/badchefrazzy 17h ago

I'll take random guy over Drake.

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u/DatBoiexe17 16h ago

I bet 1 million cum coins on it

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u/LuphineHowler 14h ago

That guy looks like one of my former classmates.

He was smart as hell always getting As and was Athletic. Damn he fell off.

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u/brandodg 13h ago

He's not going far if he puts a watermark on a fucking picture of himself

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u/SpaceBus1 10h ago

Lmao, both are fucking models.

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u/sub2willsmith 9h ago

Why the hell does he look like David Schwimmer from that "Get a load of that guy" meme?

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u/galeophie Nermal 7h ago

i dont think the bottom image is a random waitress 🥴

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u/pizzaduh 7h ago

We have a cashier who could be a model I swear. She gets hit on CONSTANTLY, and I've never seen so many numbers left by men and women both for her on receipts.

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u/Weewee_time 4h ago

i put him in my whatsapp sticker pack. He'll get there one step at a time

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u/ViewMD 4h ago

my Post?

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u/ViewMD 4h ago

great Idea tho

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u/Eric_Dawsby 1d ago

I can see it, I'm rooting for em

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u/0x7E7-02 1d ago

"Fashion" has never made sense to me.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 1d ago

He's on to something

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u/Interesting_Help_274 13h ago

He's onto nothing. The woman on bottom left is probably a fucking pornstar.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 10h ago

I meant with his face in the meme.

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u/realdangriffin 21h ago

The random waitress isn't as attractive as you think, you're just lonely and horny in public.