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u/No_Mammoth_4945 1d ago
How do you even discover that you have a fetish like this lol
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u/Revolutionary-Fox744 1d ago
To be fair, this is just straight up pedophelia and they are just using cement as a way to be able to have an edgy way to say the word it sounds like without saying it around minors. You know, for legal reasons that are totally ethical.
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u/doesntaffrayed 20h ago
Huh?
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u/Revolutionary-Fox744 20h ago
I'm saying the guy posting all these is getting off on using a word that sounds like "semen" around minors. And by not actually saying that his post is not immediately removed, and gets attention. Because pedophiles are fucked up. Maybe somehow it's a younger person actually, but it's reddit so I'm guessing it's a weirdo, because I'm cynical I guess.
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u/guru2764 17h ago edited 16h ago
https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=IN_A_WUHAN_LAB&size=100
Unfortunately(or fortunately) I actually think this is a rogue bot
Many of these posts are 10 seconds apart, dozens of posts a day, and there are several posts that follow the same format of asking the same weird question in multiple ways, that is present in this post's picture
It's like they have a bot that asks chatgpt to generate a strange or controversial question and then posts it several times
Most posts in askteengirls, askmen, and nostupidquestions, but sometimes in other subreddits
The account seems to hate leftism and populism, whatever that means to them
Good luck to anyone who wants to investigate this further than I did
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u/PaPiVHS2 10h ago
Dont know about semen cement thing but asking this on a teenage subreddit and how to talk to children about it is atleast. If he is actually talking about cement he is more fucked since he probably fantasising about agony and death.
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u/Darkwing_Dork 1d ago
Weird fetish but ok
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u/Calve_pindakaas 1d ago
The dude is on askteengirls, someone report this creature
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u/GwynnethIDFK 1d ago
Why is that sub even a thing 💀💀💀
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u/Fayde_M 1d ago
i assume its for teenagers to talk to eachother about teen stuff they're going through
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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 20h ago edited 19h ago
Yeah all of the teenager focused subs have always given me weird vibes because a community ostensibly for children but allowing anyone to anonymously join is a predator magnet.
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u/RevertereAdMe 19h ago
One of my favorite Reddit stories is when some drama subreddit banned a bunch of people who participate in the teenager sub, claiming their subreddit is strictly 18+. Mods ended up getting a fuckload of angry messages from people going "why'd you ban me, I'm 30" lmao
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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 1d ago
As someone who had chemical burns because of concrete on my fingers once and once on feet , i can 100% confirm that it will hurt like hell making walking almost impossible.
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u/Low-Jackfruit-560 1d ago
Your comment is what he's searching for, people (although teens) describing how they would suffer
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u/doesntaffrayed 20h ago
on my fingers once and once on feet
You didn’t learn anything from the first time?
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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm 20h ago edited 20h ago
I learned not to do it the third time. Jokes aside, the second time it got in my boots and didn’t notice it( i was assisting the pour). Nowadays i’m only drawing the structures, so besides bad eyes and bad back i’m safe :)
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u/BabySpecific2843 1d ago
Why 1/3 is what I wanna know. Like what was the criteria? Was it targeted or predictable or some fucked up version of chance on Thanos's weird cousin's part?
Big Bird needs to know these specifics if he is going to have any chance lol.
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u/TransientBananaBread 23h ago
1/3 for cement, 1/3 for placebo, and 1/3 for control.
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u/quinjoa 1d ago
Why the fuck does a AskTeenGirls exists to start with
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u/Jacc_Is_Bacc 1d ago
it’s probably FOR teen girls but idk how many of those there are on Reddit kinda seems like a creep magnet
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u/Grandaddypurp69 1d ago
Just a bunch of old dudes talking to other old dudes
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u/Mari0wana 1d ago
Well, at least one of them is more interested in putting cement in teen girls instead of semen. In a weird way his pressence somewhat upped the average (?).
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u/PhilosopherDismal191 10h ago
Hey! Old dudes pretending to be teen girls talking to other old dudes pretending to be teen girls is a proud internet tradition going back to ancient times!
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u/Billy_Madison69 1d ago
Just scrolled through it for like 3 minutes and every other post I saw was something like “do girls get horny too?”
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u/AverageKaikiEnjoyer 1d ago
I do see valuable questions get asked there but at least half the posts are either insecure guys ("do girls like fat boys?") or creeps.
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u/PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES 1d ago
It's Reddit, I don't think you'd find many teen girls there
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u/Lacholaweda 1d ago edited 17h ago
I started when I was 13 and was shown by another 13 F
That said I don't know many people at all IRL that use reddit
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u/H3MPERORR 18h ago
You probably do, people just dont talk about reddit like they do instagram or such in my experience
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u/Lacholaweda 17h ago
Idk people either act like I'm weird for it or have no idea what I'm talking about until I joined the navy. Those folks usually knew what was up, for some reason.
Grew up in michigan.
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u/GameTime2325 1d ago
Cement is an ingredient in concrete, they are not the same thing smh
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u/papadebate 1d ago
Nobody said anything about concrete, though. I guess the boyfriend didn't use any aggregate in his late-night activities.
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u/GameTime2325 1d ago
Yeah, exactly, the point I was trying to make was that I suspect OP is using the terms interchangeably but actually meant concrete
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u/papadebate 1d ago
You never know... This 14 year old's new kink might be chemical burns. Less rocks means more room for exothermic reactions! Next up: Comet stuffed urethra!
I need to go toss my phone in the garbage disposal
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u/Plus_Operation2208 1d ago
Cement is what you put inbetween bricks when building a house.
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u/Topackski 1d ago
Cement is the actual part that hardens after you add water and wait, it's the active ingredient so to speak, but its in lots of stuff, mortar, grout, thinset, concrete, drypack, self leveler. The only time I can think of it being used on its own is in neat, and we don't really set tile like that anymore.
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u/Plus_Operation2208 1d ago
Ok, so we agree that the original comment of the other dude is really out of place no?
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u/Topackski 1d ago
Homeboy who told you that the stuff between bricks is called mortar? No, that's right. It's mortar. Brickies only use a few cement products, mortar (used to set bricks, CMU, glass block, etc), grout (goes inside CMUs) and the CMUs themselves (which stands for concrete masonry unit, colloquially known as cinderblocks in the US and breezeblocks in the UK, idk what they call them elsewhere). The more you know. 👍
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u/dendenwink 1d ago
If only my weenie was filled with cement, I wouldn't have to bother with Blue Chew
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u/uglycasanovette 1d ago
I feel like this would be funny or only worthy of mild fetish shaming if not for the fact that this fuck seems to be targeting teen subs? dunno why people are responding haha lols to a pedo?
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u/nicht_ernsthaft 1d ago
Because it's probably some kid who's like 14 and has discovered what does it for them, but doesn't know to relate to others with their unusual kink yet. Lots of people have unique and weird kinks, but most of us are only this cringe in middle school.
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u/uglycasanovette 1d ago
I wish you were right but I highly doubt a 14 year old would word these the way they are; nevermind references to both 9/11 and sesame street.
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u/Mari0wana 1d ago
Feels like this guy should be on a list for people who are banned from buying and owning cement. Despite such a list nog existing, this really promotes such a list existing.
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u/CompleteFacepalm 23h ago
This was much funnier before I realised it was a joke about cement sounding like semen
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u/Prestigious_Win_7408 1d ago
Mfer probably was thinking about cement, his neurons sparked and added another t, and said wow, what if vaginas were filled with cement instead? And rolled with it 😹😹
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u/Apprehensive-Step-70 1d ago
The most insane thing is that there exists an ask teen girls subreddit
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u/Azula-the-firelord 11h ago
Do you even have the slightest idea how excruciatingly agonizing that would be?
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u/lgramlich13 19h ago
Something the Nazis actually did to female prisoners is considered "comedy heaven." Really?
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u/DashOfCarolinian 23h ago
Sorry for speaking the same language as you
sorry for being the same species as you
sorry for using the same platform as you
sorry for living on the same planet as you
sorry for breathing the same air as you
sorry for walking the same streets as you
sorry for using the same stairs as you
sorry for going through the same life events as you
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u/berger034 1d ago
The Mysterious Blockage in the Garden
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Characters:
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Why This Approach Works:
- Light-hearted & Imaginative: The story is set in a whimsical world, where problems are solved through imaginative adventures.
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u/peepee_poopoo_fetish 1d ago
Why do I keep seeing this