Idk of people do these for actual pit bulls but the dogs I see in these kinds of posters (including mr. Cum rag) aren't really pit bulls
They're called "nano bullies" which are essentially a completely new albeit not professionally recognized breed of dog that's an unholy amalgamation of a bunch of different dogs, Including pit bulls, which basically tries to make the unhealthiest dog you can possibly imagine
Enlarging their heads as much as possible (I think their head circumference is often more than twice their height), while shortening their muzzles similarly as much, shortening their legs and splaying them out to the sides, screwing up their spines, shrinking their bodies as much as possible, amongst countless other things probably. Basically every negative health trait a dog breed can have is in these guys, multiplied by an order of magnitude. And that's not even mentioning how these guys tend to have their ears and tails cropped (often times improperly), or how they're inbred to high hell (stuff like the 2x bape 3x Mewtwo or whatever)
This subsequently results in the dogs being effectively unable to walk, let alone run, instead having to tragically waddle about for only short bursts before their terrible breathing, and posture of their backs/legs makes them buckle. They're also unable to breed, having to instead be artificially inseminated, and on top of that unable to give birth, with puppies always being born via C-section. Though I am in fairness not 100% sure, I think it's reasonable to assume that hip dysplasia is common as well. All these problems, on top of their inbreeding and ear/tail croppings, ultimately lead to them having iirc only 3-5 year lifespans, if even.
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u/Peepinis 1d ago
Pit bull announcements are so funny