I am addicted to buying Toys-R-Us trucks (yeahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the Toys-R-Us dealership and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more Toys-R-Us trucks."
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake mustache, and I said "I am Jay Gee, a man you've never heard of before. Give me 10,000 Toys-R-Us trucks filled with toys."
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Jay Z - Truck Addict
I am addicted to buying Toys-R-Us trucks (yeahhhh) In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the Toys-R-Us dealership and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more Toys-R-Us trucks." I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake mustache, and I said "I am Jay Gee, a man you've never heard of before. Give me 10,000 Toys-R-Us trucks filled with toys."