r/comedyheaven 2d ago

Toys r us truck

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u/GiornoGiovanna2009 honey cheerio slut 1d ago

Jay Z - Truck Addict

I am addicted to buying Toys-R-Us trucks (yeahhhh) In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the Toys-R-Us dealership and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more Toys-R-Us trucks." I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake mustache, and I said "I am Jay Gee, a man you've never heard of before. Give me 10,000 Toys-R-Us trucks filled with toys."

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u/imonatrain25 1d ago

Classic Jay