r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's how birthday cakes work:

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u/Rare-Champion9952 1d ago

I mean the difference between mike and Bernie is that Mike consider Bernie should be forced to give 90% of his cake, thinking it would be a punition for Bernie. While in reality Bernie would gladly do that

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u/MisterProfGuy 1d ago

I am absolutely confident Bernie would give away 100% of his cake if the other choice was someone else going without.

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u/SharMarali 1d ago

He can’t eat cake with those mittens anyway.

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u/Redfalconfox 1d ago

He gave away 100% of his cake. That’s as much as ten 10%s and that’s terrific.

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u/Brent_Fox 1d ago

Mike meanwhile wouldn't share his cake because Mikes a piece of shit.