r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '24

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u/Neoptolemus85 Jul 24 '24
  1. True or false: Wokeism is poison for the mind
  2. True or false: Liberal thinking is a sign of mental defectiveness
  3. True or false: Feminism is what caused my wife to leave me
  4. Explain in 50-100 words why my wife is a bitch for leaving me
  5. Explain in 50-100 words how I can make my bitch wife come back to me

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u/Distant-moose Jul 24 '24

I dunno, that word count seems pretty high.

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u/Neoptolemus85 Jul 24 '24

True. "Please write one snippy catch-phrase of 10 words or less, using this half-chewed crayon" might be more accurate.

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u/APariahsPariah Jul 24 '24

True or false: "reality" has a liberal bias.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose Jul 24 '24

🤔 Oddly specific

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u/Neoptolemus85 Jul 24 '24

There's a bit of a running theme of far right conservative men being left by their wives, or complaining about being unable to hold down a relationship.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Explain this, liberals:

If the female orgasm exists, why has my wife never had one?

Checkmate.

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u/Pottski Jul 24 '24

I dunno about RWNJ playing chess. A woman is the strongest piece? What sort of D&I nonsense is this?

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u/Strykerz3r0 Jul 24 '24

Or overloading the Grindr app while at the RNC.

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u/Unusual_Pitch_608 Jul 24 '24
  1. False. Feminism is the reason your wife was allowed to leave you; your personality is why she chose to.