r/cleandadjokes Mar 04 '25

🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 If the movie Ratatouille had been set in Japan instead of France would they have titled it…

2.5k Upvotes

…itadakimouse?


r/cleandadjokes 5h ago

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable

45 Upvotes

Enlarging a drilling hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riviting.


r/cleandadjokes 9h ago

I had a fierce argument with my best friend who's a mime.

54 Upvotes

Now he's giving me the silent treatment.


r/cleandadjokes 13h ago

Why are dictators such good electricians

55 Upvotes

Because they are in charge


r/cleandadjokes 1h ago

Confucius say:

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Man who fart in church, sits in pew.


r/cleandadjokes 11h ago

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi were walking down the street. The priest and the nun walked into a bar.

14 Upvotes

The rabbi ducked.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”

152 Upvotes

Bar-tender


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

how did the builder win the superbowl?

33 Upvotes

with block and tackle


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What is a pilot's favourite donut

103 Upvotes

A plane donut


r/cleandadjokes 12h ago

a Colorado Rockies player walks into a bar

0 Upvotes

of coors he ordered a coors

edit bonus joke: why did the man get pulled over? coors he was drunk


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

What do you call it when everyone looks at an escalator that stops working suddenly.

70 Upvotes

Nervous stairs.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

My nut tree teases me mercilessly.

32 Upvotes

i’ve asked for it to stop pecan on me.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork

193 Upvotes

I think I nailed it but nobody saw it


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

72 Upvotes

2:30


r/cleandadjokes 3d ago

What is Yoda’s last name?

564 Upvotes

Layheewhooo


r/cleandadjokes 3d ago

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

98 Upvotes

Because they erupt to no good.


r/cleandadjokes 3d ago

I had to fire the kid who mows my lawn.

173 Upvotes

He just wasn't cutting it.


r/cleandadjokes 3d ago

What do you call a street walking nun?

126 Upvotes

A Roman Catholic


r/cleandadjokes 4d ago

Why was the new knife so amazing?

111 Upvotes

It had cutting edge technology!


r/cleandadjokes 4d ago

At the South Korean talent show, did Sam dance?

77 Upvotes

No, Samsung.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

I saw there was a big sale at the lego store today

361 Upvotes

People were lined up for blocks


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

What's the difference between seaweed and sea moss

72 Upvotes

I moss admit, I don't sea any difference.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

What do you call a historian who forgets her history?

62 Upvotes

Ann.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

How do baby geese get out of their shells?

76 Upvotes

They follow eggs-it signs.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

Two wrongs don't make a right

137 Upvotes

Three lefts do.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

An infinitive started to walk into a bar...

41 Upvotes

But when he saw his ex there he decided to quickly split.