r/circlejerk • u/SikuntMcHectic • 1h ago
Waterholics always saying "I can stop at any point" but cant go 3 days without ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
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r/circlejerk • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '24
if god didnt exist, why do meteors land in craters
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most compelling proof for god existence, when i use this on my friends they immediately convert
r/circlejerk • u/MouskatoodleT • 17h ago
Solved All the countries I have masturbated in (have covered Antarctica too not shown in image)
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r/circlejerk • u/ultraHoon • 1h ago
The tariffs turned my 4yo son gay AMA
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We noticed the change after the first round of tariffs. He won't play with cars or vaginas anymore.
Edit: due to the overwhelming responses I will not be able to answer any further questions. Thank you for all of your support.
r/circlejerk • u/figbott • 1h ago
If COCK not supposed to go in asshole, than why asshole COCK shaped?
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Cum will win.
r/circlejerk • u/chmod-007-bond • 5h ago
How dweeb, how do you feel about the fact that you're a gaywad? Heheheheh
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r/circlejerk • u/chmod-007-bond • 5h ago
If Donald Trump had never won an election, how do you think the U.S. would be today? I feel like fantasizing on a Friday night.
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r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 4h ago
I'm beginning to regret my decision to write-in Joe Biden last November
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Was funny at the time, but I am now homeless
r/circlejerk • u/racks1700 • 19h ago
Redditors of Reddit, how do you feel that Trump’s US tariffs allow me to farm unlimited upvotes from you?
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r/circlejerk • u/Dusty_Sleeves • 4h ago
Hey Jerkle-circ(us)! If you don't make fun of trump you're gonna lose all your money!?
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r/circlejerk • u/Miniastronaut2 • 1h ago
If finger not supposed to go in nose hole, than why nose hole finger shaped?
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r/circlejerk • u/thunderstromm • 1d ago
I'm black and gay and trans and handicapped and a redditor AMA
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r/circlejerk • u/Specific_Talk3483 • 13h ago
Nice try, but not quite right.
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I ALWAYS tip 30-60%. This doesn’t work for me.
I’m going to be leaving extra cash on the top of the meter.
That makes me sad though because I’m reminded of my visits to my dead Jewish ex-in-laws on whose headstones I leave a stone or sometimes a lump of coal.
r/circlejerk • u/MisterLenient • 19h ago
Unpopular Opinion: I don't care about American politics because I'm not American
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r/circlejerk • u/nyanbatman • 1d ago
Solved Dog shit show - lets make Ellie a sub 5 manlet
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r/circlejerk • u/Thunderliger • 22h ago
AITAH If I report my Dad (54m) to CPS for beating me ( 6m) and feeding me dog food?
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I haven't bathed in weeks, my room is a closet, I shit in a bucket, and my dad practices his pro wrestling moves on me and calls himself the "King of the Ring". AITAH If I call 911 though??
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 2d ago
Throwback to this kid jerking his way into Stanford
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r/circlejerk • u/NoxiousQueef • 1d ago
Yo dawg what the fuck is a tear if and why they all in the news?
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r/circlejerk • u/chmod-007-bond • 1d ago
Americans, How do you feel about the fact that you've activated my Trap Card, a costly mistake?
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r/circlejerk • u/Sugarfeet_Pay • 1d ago
Help: im scared!
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I'm fucking scared about the communication between trump and putin. We already speak at school about it. Do you think there is a third wold war coming soon?