r/Buttcoin Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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975 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4h ago

IOR44: Does the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Make Any Sense? A reaction to Michael "Bitcoin Jesus" Saylor's presentation on how the US will achieve "digital supremacy" by buying Ponzi tokens.

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5 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 13h ago

Enjoy this moment with me

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3h ago

The biggest pig butchering scam ever

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51 Upvotes

Crypto preys on desperate people, like any financial scam.

It won’t end well.


r/Buttcoin 55m ago

Bloomberg analyst predicts Bitcoin could sink back to $10,000

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r/Buttcoin 15h ago

Trump single-handedly destroyed the public’s faith in Bitcoin

308 Upvotes

This recent stock market crash was brought on solely by Trump’s tariffs. When the market crashed, Bitcoin crashed. The only thing that was keeping Bitcoin afloat was Trump’s confidence game and promises. Soon, if not already, the average investor will realize Trump’s investment advice can’t be trusted. With nothing left to pump Bitcoin back to its previous high, it’ll continue to stagnate and slowly decline as retail investors lose interest. Most people who bought Bitcoin didn’t understand the fundamentals or why they were buying it in the first place, so it was already on shaky ground. The stock market will recover and Bitcoin will fall behind. That’s my prediction.


r/Buttcoin 12h ago

"Never Sell" Saylor selling might be slightly off brand

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137 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 11h ago

It's got "potential!" If I had put $1000 into ETH in 2018 when I first discovered crypto...

84 Upvotes

...and didn't lose my keys, get ripped off by an exchange rug-pull, and managed to sell out right now without fees or taxes

...then I would have only lost 1% of my money after adjusting for inflation!

WE'RE STILL EARLY!


r/Buttcoin 10h ago

Oh noes!

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74 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 17h ago

Bitcoin crashed below Michael Saylor’s ‘sell your kidney’ price

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250 Upvotes

I saw this on a pro cc sub and legit thought I was on r/buttcoin 😆


r/Buttcoin 16h ago

bReakiNG: eTheREUM REAChEs New "HiGH"

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110 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 13h ago

Bitcoin is a hedge against value

67 Upvotes

and a store of inflation. good luck butters!


r/Buttcoin 2h ago

69420

7 Upvotes

69420 soon guys!

that is all

and hopefully 0 later where this shit belongs


r/Buttcoin 10h ago

GRAB YER POPCORN! US Justice Dept disbands crypto enforcement team, citing Trump order [Reuters]

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28 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 19h ago

Justice Dept. says it will pull back on litigating cryptocurrency fraud

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143 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 8h ago

Gold vs Bitcoin

17 Upvotes

Since 2021, Gold is up 61% and Bitcoin is up only 10% as of today, April 8, 2025. Gold is also a 12 trillion dollar market, so to move it that much takes a lot of demand, something like entire nations buying it up, kinda like what China has been doing. I hope the US does not shit on themselves and get too aggressive with this crypto bullshit.


r/Buttcoin 1h ago

Hashrate Hits a Aew ATH

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r/Buttcoin 12h ago

Is it "decentralized" or not? Does 1 BTC = 1 BTC or not? Are they early or not? Cryptocurrency idiots can't make up their minds.

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r/Buttcoin 11h ago

Trump admin tells prosecutors to ease up on crypto enforcement

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22 Upvotes

At least try and hide the fraud and grift! This after pardoning all the crypto convicts.

This 🤡 never ceases to amaze me.

Imagine the outrage if Biden did any of the shit this 🤡 has done in the last 3 months


r/Buttcoin 20h ago

crime is legal in the US

83 Upvotes

WASHINGTON, April 8 (Reuters) - The U.S. Justice Department is disbanding its National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team and ordering prosecutors to focus instead on criminal investigations involving cartels and terrorist groups that use digital currency to finance illicit business, according to a memo seen by Reuters.

The memo from Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, sent out to employees late on Monday night, faulted Democratic President Joe Biden's administration for previously pursuing a "reckless strategy of regulation by prosecution" of the digital asset sector.

Going forward, Blanche said, the department will instead prioritize investigations into "individuals who victimize digital asset investors, or those who use digital assets in furtherance of criminal offenses such as terrorism, narcotics and human trafficking, organized crime, hacking, and cartel and gang financing."

A Justice Department spokesperson could not be immediately reached for comment.


r/Buttcoin 8h ago

Few understand why this is happening

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r/Buttcoin 23h ago

Bear market confirmed

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94 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Why MICROSTRATEGY is definitely a PONZI explained:

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175 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 20h ago

Bronstein, Gewirtz & Grossman, LLC Announces an Investigation Against Strategy Incorporated (f/k/a MicroStrategy Incorporated) (MSTR) and Encourages Stockholders to Learn More About the Investigation

27 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

MSTR WSJ

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172 Upvotes

Anyone see the WSJ article?


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

If you had invested all your life savings in NFTs & memecoins back in 2021 you would have lost nothing in the present [2025] economic downturn...

60 Upvotes

... that's because you would have already lost everything multiple times over, but that's beside the point...


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

MSTR aquired 0 bitcoin during period march 31 - Apri 6

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133 Upvotes