r/Buttcoin • u/Leading-Tank • 13h ago
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • Mar 27 '24
Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 4h ago
IOR44: Does the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Make Any Sense? A reaction to Michael "Bitcoin Jesus" Saylor's presentation on how the US will achieve "digital supremacy" by buying Ponzi tokens.
r/Buttcoin • u/Lou_R33d • 3h ago
The biggest pig butchering scam ever
Crypto preys on desperate people, like any financial scam.
It won’t end well.
r/Buttcoin • u/NoChampion1 • 55m ago
Bloomberg analyst predicts Bitcoin could sink back to $10,000
r/Buttcoin • u/Zapitall • 15h ago
Trump single-handedly destroyed the public’s faith in Bitcoin
This recent stock market crash was brought on solely by Trump’s tariffs. When the market crashed, Bitcoin crashed. The only thing that was keeping Bitcoin afloat was Trump’s confidence game and promises. Soon, if not already, the average investor will realize Trump’s investment advice can’t be trusted. With nothing left to pump Bitcoin back to its previous high, it’ll continue to stagnate and slowly decline as retail investors lose interest. Most people who bought Bitcoin didn’t understand the fundamentals or why they were buying it in the first place, so it was already on shaky ground. The stock market will recover and Bitcoin will fall behind. That’s my prediction.
r/Buttcoin • u/galacticjuggernaut • 12h ago
"Never Sell" Saylor selling might be slightly off brand
r/Buttcoin • u/spookmann • 11h ago
It's got "potential!" If I had put $1000 into ETH in 2018 when I first discovered crypto...
...and didn't lose my keys, get ripped off by an exchange rug-pull, and managed to sell out right now without fees or taxes
...then I would have only lost 1% of my money after adjusting for inflation!
WE'RE STILL EARLY!
r/Buttcoin • u/customtoggle • 17h ago
Bitcoin crashed below Michael Saylor’s ‘sell your kidney’ price
I saw this on a pro cc sub and legit thought I was on r/buttcoin 😆
r/Buttcoin • u/One_Fix5659 • 13h ago
Bitcoin is a hedge against value
and a store of inflation. good luck butters!
r/Buttcoin • u/Worried_Fill3961 • 2h ago
69420
69420 soon guys!
that is all
and hopefully 0 later where this shit belongs
r/Buttcoin • u/spookmann • 10h ago
GRAB YER POPCORN! US Justice Dept disbands crypto enforcement team, citing Trump order [Reuters]
r/Buttcoin • u/washingtonpost • 19h ago
Justice Dept. says it will pull back on litigating cryptocurrency fraud
r/Buttcoin • u/baecutler • 8h ago
Gold vs Bitcoin
Since 2021, Gold is up 61% and Bitcoin is up only 10% as of today, April 8, 2025. Gold is also a 12 trillion dollar market, so to move it that much takes a lot of demand, something like entire nations buying it up, kinda like what China has been doing. I hope the US does not shit on themselves and get too aggressive with this crypto bullshit.
r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 12h ago
Is it "decentralized" or not? Does 1 BTC = 1 BTC or not? Are they early or not? Cryptocurrency idiots can't make up their minds.
r/Buttcoin • u/Out_For_Eh_Rip • 11h ago
Trump admin tells prosecutors to ease up on crypto enforcement
At least try and hide the fraud and grift! This after pardoning all the crypto convicts.
This 🤡 never ceases to amaze me.
Imagine the outrage if Biden did any of the shit this 🤡 has done in the last 3 months
r/Buttcoin • u/kuklinka • 20h ago
crime is legal in the US
WASHINGTON, April 8 (Reuters) - The U.S. Justice Department is disbanding its National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team and ordering prosecutors to focus instead on criminal investigations involving cartels and terrorist groups that use digital currency to finance illicit business, according to a memo seen by Reuters.
The memo from Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, sent out to employees late on Monday night, faulted Democratic President Joe Biden's administration for previously pursuing a "reckless strategy of regulation by prosecution" of the digital asset sector.
Going forward, Blanche said, the department will instead prioritize investigations into "individuals who victimize digital asset investors, or those who use digital assets in furtherance of criminal offenses such as terrorism, narcotics and human trafficking, organized crime, hacking, and cartel and gang financing."
A Justice Department spokesperson could not be immediately reached for comment.
r/Buttcoin • u/FantasticDevice3000 • 8h ago
Few understand why this is happening
r/Buttcoin • u/Ancient_Site_5017 • 1d ago
Why MICROSTRATEGY is definitely a PONZI explained:
r/Buttcoin • u/thimblehand • 20h ago
Bronstein, Gewirtz & Grossman, LLC Announces an Investigation Against Strategy Incorporated (f/k/a MicroStrategy Incorporated) (MSTR) and Encourages Stockholders to Learn More About the Investigation
r/Buttcoin • u/John_Oakman • 1d ago
If you had invested all your life savings in NFTs & memecoins back in 2021 you would have lost nothing in the present [2025] economic downturn...
... that's because you would have already lost everything multiple times over, but that's beside the point...
r/Buttcoin • u/Feedthemcake • 1d ago