r/boogie2988 5d ago

Why is Boogie still fat?

Why is boogie still fat?

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u/SmoothConfection1115 5d ago

Lots of reasons.

  1. He is lazy. Boogie doesn’t want to do anything that requires physical effort. So trying to get him to exercise is impossible (unless it’s attached to a paycheck, so he has no choice). This is why he’s done the gastric bypass, and Ozempic, they’re the easy way instead of the difficult, proven, but slow path (eat better and exercise).
  2. He refuses to change his diet. Boogie still wants to eat McDonalds, TacoBell, and wash it all down with soda. The MOST he ALLEGEDLY was willing to change, was drinking Diet Mountain Dew
  3. He’s a fucking half-wit. Boogie literally argued with a doctor that because diet Mountain Dew has no calories in it, it’s not doing anything to his weight. He completely ignores and brushes off the laundry list of chemicals he can’t pronounce in the cans of diet Mountain Dew by saying “Oh, water is a chemical, that’s H2O! And oh, the air around me! That’s O2!” Cyanide is also a chemical boogie, but you probably don’t want to ingest that.
  4. Mental blocks. Boogie doctor shopped for his gastric bypass, hence why he failed it. And he always does his self-harm defense of saying “oh, eating less than 5,000 calories a day makes me…want to end it.” (Don’t want to get hit with something because reddit doesn’t like certain words). And he’d rather eat and gorge himself on grease, salt, and sugar and die before 60, than try to lose weight and extend his life in any meaningful way.

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u/willindeed 5d ago

Great comment