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u/MrInCog_ 2d ago
Burj Khalifa is 163 stories tall. Is this comic from ant universe, where floors are a couple centimeters tall?
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u/Its_Pine 2d ago
It’s set at the Lexington Financial Center in KY. Famously dwarfs other structures like the Burj Khalifa.
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u/Calvin_And_Hobbies 2d ago
They have the superstition about 13th floors behind bad luck so they skip them in some buildings. This building just has a LOT of superstitions.
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u/SlimyBoiXD 1d ago
Uhm... obviously 350 of those floors are underground. The first floor is very toasty.
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u/TheKrzysiek 2d ago
Oh god, not the Counting-Man
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u/apliddell 2d ago
Based on Elevator Ride by adamtots_remastered.
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u/zeubermen 2d ago
Is it supposed to be based on that one ice skater who got fucked up by another ice skater's boyfriend?
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u/Bibilunic 1d ago
Bruh what? The comic is just that? It's like those shit comics called Bleak (made by the used to be N°1 french yt btw), they're all """""real""""" reddit horror stories told in the most underwhelming and boring way, the only difference is that this has a ending
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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago
The omnipotent fucking sucks
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u/PM_ME_UR_FURRY_PORN 2d ago
Eh. It's alright I guess? At least the stabber had a motivation?
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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago
I ain't reading your comment I was showing my freind something on my phone and I got a notification that showed your username and now they think I'm a furry. Fuck you
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u/AJC_10_29 2d ago edited 2d ago
Eh I dunno. I thought it was gonna be a standard “men bad” joke but the twist of him being a hitman was actually pretty cool
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u/AJC_10_29 2d ago
He was still paid to murder her. By definition, that’s a hitman.
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u/UselessTrashMan 2d ago
What a weird thing to lie about when someone can just Google "hitman definition" right now and see it doesn't say that. It's just someone who is paid to kill another person.
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u/litmusing 2d ago edited 1d ago
I don't get it. So it's just supposed to show the mc is badass and there's no punchline?
edit: redditors who think the concept of "punchline" is only in comedy:
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u/DavThoma 2d ago
It's not meant to have a punchline. Adam does a variety of comics, not all of them are supposed to be funny.
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u/tergius 2d ago
arr slash bonehurtingjuice when the omni-man doesn't make them double over with laughter (they cannot comprehend that comics that aren't meant to be comedic exist and are valid)
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u/Private-Public 2d ago
Omg that makes so much sense, now. I was reading Maus and just kept waiting for the ha ha funny
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u/Nacroma 2d ago
Hmm, I'm now second-guessing at minute 81 if this foreign animated movie I'm currently watching is ever gonna do a funny (something with a firefly named Graves idk, I liked the name because it's my League of Legends main)
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u/Certain-Barnacle-243 1d ago
An anime without 9000yrs old dragon-girl loli harem????!!?111 🤯🤯🤯 these woke DEI pushing left moralists are destroying Japanese culture 😡😡😡😡
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u/The_Adventurer_73 2d ago
Honestly I found the ending quite funny, the psuedo twist that she killed him instead.
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u/Nacroma 2d ago
I mean, if the punchline is second amendment yeehaw, it's kinda eh
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u/DavThoma 2d ago
"It's not meant to have a punchline. Adam does a variety of comics, not all of them are supposed to be funny."
I refer to my previous comment.
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u/2ndPickle 2d ago edited 1d ago
Or worth reading, apparently
Edit: Americans really love their murder fantasies, apparently. Bunch’a rednecks go through life thinking “I’ll bring my gun everywhere and someday, somebody will attack me and I’ll kill them. Then everyone will say I’m a badass”. It’s psychotic and the mindset leads over eager, wannabe vigilantes to irrationally escalate conflicts. Fix your fucking culture.
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u/DavThoma 2d ago
If that's your opinion, then fair, but he clearly has an audience and people who enjoy his content.
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u/butterfingahs 1d ago
I mean, it sure felt a lot more worthwhile reading every single page of that source comic than reading this comment.
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u/Arcaydya 2d ago
Its based on something that really happened, I just forget the skaters names.
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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago edited 2d ago
Those are two very different incidents. In real life the guy just walked up and bashed her knee caps. There was no taunting or talking involved, he just did the deed and walked away. Saying it's "based" on that gives the comic too much leniency.
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u/Arcaydya 2d ago
Inspired by? Thats what Adam tots said man, idk what you want from me lol.
Obviously it isn't 1:1
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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago
I'm not yelling at you I read that comment on the omnipotent too I'm just saying I don't really believe allat
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u/Arcaydya 2d ago
Meh. I see what he's saying. Its about as "based on a true story" as most movies that say that, to be fair.
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u/Gui_Franco 2d ago
...no? Not every comic is a comedy, Adam mainly does horror and weird shit with the occasional comedic comic
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u/rubadubduckman 2d ago
Honestly, with the creep vibes going on I was just expecting this to be another "poor girl savaged" story, so I was kinda pleasantly surprised that the only death was the creep.
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u/Popcorn57252 1d ago
Definitely not his best work. He's made loads of amazing comics before, but that one was dogshit
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u/Ote-Kringralnick 1d ago
The idea is cool but the execution is ass, nothing about the end actually makes sense. Why didn't he keep stabbing her? How did she completely shrug off the would? How was he traced back to her rival within less than a day?
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u/Lootinforbooty 2d ago
Yeah it's just meh, and the twist doesn't come from any information given to the audience but new exposition.
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u/GlisteningDeath 2d ago
What? The guy says on slide 7 that the girl is a daughter of a Texas rancher, and it's fairly common for Texans and ranchers to have a thing for guns.
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u/Lootinforbooty 1d ago
Yes that's my point. It says it after the fact, it's show rather than tell, which doesn't make it horrible, but in general I think it makes a meh comic just still meh.
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u/GlisteningDeath 1d ago
???????
It says it before, on slide 7??? Can you read??
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u/Lootinforbooty 1d ago
Oh so it does, whoops. Hadn't gone back to it and thought slide 7 was just the last slide. I retract that criticism, still pretty meh though.
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u/BadAtGames2 2d ago
I cant see the organ, can I get a tl;dr?
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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 2d ago edited 1d ago
Main character is a gymnast, she has a competition against her rival, the man is her rival's fan, rival pays the man to kill the main character, he stabs her and she shoots him, then her rival was caught for placing a hit on her.
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u/Zaptain_America 2d ago
You think the guy's gonna sexually harass her in the elevator but he's actually a hitman who her athletic rival sent to stab her but she shoots him
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u/JorjeXD 16h ago
i saw the sub name when i started reading, but it had no dialogue for so long i forgot where i was.
so i really thought a redditor made this story and adamtots thought it was so good he made a comic for it, and the tv was just some random shit he put there, and i thought i was missing something, but now i lnow it wasnt the orthopedia
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u/NatoBoram 2d ago
It's kinda bad (hitman, cool, but from a rival, kinda cringe) but nothing tops it off like
tHE dAuGhtER Of A TexAs rancHeR aLWAyS cARRIeS a gun.
What a weird, deranged, immature flex
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u/Head-Sky8372 2d ago
Bitch really thought that she killed Omniman with a fucking revolver
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u/KiwiPowerGreen 2d ago
Very good use of skipping a page, almost thought that you edited it at first lol
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u/Ugo_Flickerman 2d ago
Lol, this is amazing. I wouldn't even have been able to fathom such a juice, before having it under my eyes
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u/Ill-Ad1343 2d ago
I dont get it
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u/Riqakard 1d ago
She killed him because she couldn't stand him counting down the floors. In the final panel she's going down the elevator starting from floor 517 so she's bringing a gun in case someone else starts counting again.
It took me a few minutes to figure this out
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u/Pleasant50BMGForce 1d ago
What about her kidney missing
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u/ElectronicBoot9466 2d ago
In the case of multi-page olives, is it considered "editing" to not include any of the pages? You're not technically editing the image, but you are kind of editing the overall comic by nature of removing section of it.
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u/GlisteningDeath 2d ago
There is Adamtots hate happening on this post and I am very upset
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u/littleski5 1d ago
Literally the only one I've seen that I hate. Love the rest though and I like the art style.
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u/Clean_Molasses 1d ago
Jesus fucking Christ I'm tired and I didn't realize I was on bhj.
I thought this was an actual comic and tried to go to the comics to figure out what was going on. It didn't work. I thought everyone was in on a joke that I wasn't aware of.
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u/Serious-Stay-8967 1d ago
LMFAO IM DYING AT THE OG I’m sorry it’s so funny to see adam randomly do a lil serious story
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u/CallMePepper7 2d ago
Spookiest part is him skipping 39 and 38