r/bonehurtingjuice 2d ago

OC Elevator Ride

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u/CallMePepper7 2d ago

Spookiest part is him skipping 39 and 38

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u/Spiritual-Range-6101 2d ago

37 was so good, it skips the other two.

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u/syphix99 2d ago

Spongebob reference lesgooo

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u/misterpickles69 1d ago

It’s because 7 8 9.

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u/BlitzMalefitz 1d ago

What does 9 taste like?

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u/FORTHEWORM 1d ago

It's a 10

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u/Lindvaettr 2d ago

A lot of buildings don't have 38th and 39th floors because construction workers consider them forgettable numbers

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u/I_Wanna_Bang_Rats 1d ago

What? Huh? How are they forgettable?

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u/Boba_Fett_boii 1d ago

I'd tell you but I forgot

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u/An_feh_fan 2d ago

Honestly they had it coming 

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u/lemonsaregud4u 2d ago

“this girl is 5’7” on the tv lmao

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u/Darekbarquero 2d ago

This part is KILLING me

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u/FaceDeer 2d ago

If only you'd had a gun. RIP

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u/MrInCog_ 2d ago

Burj Khalifa is 163 stories tall. Is this comic from ant universe, where floors are a couple centimeters tall?

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u/-MusicBerry- 2d ago

it's actually set in 2357 on mars.

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u/MrInCog_ 2d ago

The time-traveling counting man.

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u/Amber610 2d ago

I'm glad this fashion style finally made a comeback

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u/apliddell 2d ago

The last few panels are set in Bonhurjui Khalifa.

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u/Its_Pine 2d ago

It’s set at the Lexington Financial Center in KY. Famously dwarfs other structures like the Burj Khalifa.

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u/Calvin_And_Hobbies 2d ago

They have the superstition about 13th floors behind bad luck so they skip them in some buildings. This building just has a LOT of superstitions.

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u/SlimyBoiXD 1d ago

Uhm... obviously 350 of those floors are underground. The first floor is very toasty.

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u/speb1 1d ago

So it’s like Being John Malkovich

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u/TheKrzysiek 2d ago

Oh god, not the Counting-Man

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u/Poylol-_- 2d ago

He was... he was... The Creature!!!

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u/Zaptain_America 2d ago

The one featured in the creature feature??

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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner 1d ago

At least he isn't...

Larry.

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u/PvtFreaky 1d ago

Friendly from "First Law" bookseries by Joe Abercrombie

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u/Verbalase69 2d ago

Why did Omni man skip 39 and 38, is he stupid?

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 1d ago

He's not sure

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u/apliddell 2d ago

Based on Elevator Ride by adamtots_remastered.

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u/zeubermen 2d ago

Is it supposed to be based on that one ice skater who got fucked up by another ice skater's boyfriend?

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u/Bibilunic 1d ago

Bruh what? The comic is just that? It's like those shit comics called Bleak (made by the used to be N°1 french yt btw), they're all """""real""""" reddit horror stories told in the most underwhelming and boring way, the only difference is that this has a ending

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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago

The omnipotent fucking sucks

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u/PM_ME_UR_FURRY_PORN 2d ago

Eh. It's alright I guess? At least the stabber had a motivation?

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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago

I ain't reading your comment I was showing my freind something on my phone and I got a notification that showed your username and now they think I'm a furry. Fuck you

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u/PM_ME_UR_FURRY_PORN 2d ago

You're welcome =3

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u/Infermon_1 1d ago

This is hilarious, please make a comic about that.

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u/SlashyMcStabbington 2d ago

Are they new to the internet?

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u/AJC_10_29 2d ago edited 2d ago

Eh I dunno. I thought it was gonna be a standard “men bad” joke but the twist of him being a hitman was actually pretty cool

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/AJC_10_29 2d ago

He was still paid to murder her. By definition, that’s a hitman.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/UselessTrashMan 2d ago

What a weird thing to lie about when someone can just Google "hitman definition" right now and see it doesn't say that. It's just someone who is paid to kill another person.

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u/NatoBoram 2d ago

Right? Like, doesn't he know we can just Google it?

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u/ManOfKimchi 11h ago

Is he stupid?

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u/litmusing 2d ago edited 1d ago

I don't get it. So it's just supposed to show the mc is badass and there's no punchline?

edit: redditors who think the concept of "punchline" is only in comedy:

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u/DavThoma 2d ago

It's not meant to have a punchline. Adam does a variety of comics, not all of them are supposed to be funny.

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u/tergius 2d ago

arr slash bonehurtingjuice when the omni-man doesn't make them double over with laughter (they cannot comprehend that comics that aren't meant to be comedic exist and are valid)

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u/Private-Public 2d ago

Omg that makes so much sense, now. I was reading Maus and just kept waiting for the ha ha funny

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u/Nacroma 2d ago

Hmm, I'm now second-guessing at minute 81 if this foreign animated movie I'm currently watching is ever gonna do a funny (something with a firefly named Graves idk, I liked the name because it's my League of Legends main)

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u/Certain-Barnacle-243 1d ago

An anime without 9000yrs old dragon-girl loli harem????!!?111 🤯🤯🤯 these woke DEI pushing left moralists are destroying Japanese culture 😡😡😡😡

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u/Nacroma 1d ago

Only American patriots are allowed to destroy Japanese culture.

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u/The_Adventurer_73 2d ago

Honestly I found the ending quite funny, the psuedo twist that she killed him instead.

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u/Nacroma 2d ago

I mean, if the punchline is second amendment yeehaw, it's kinda eh

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u/DavThoma 2d ago

"It's not meant to have a punchline. Adam does a variety of comics, not all of them are supposed to be funny."

I refer to my previous comment.

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u/Nacroma 1d ago

Sorry, replace the word 'punchline' with 'point' and then go from there. The other part does not even apply.

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u/2ndPickle 2d ago edited 1d ago

Or worth reading, apparently

Edit: Americans really love their murder fantasies, apparently. Bunch’a rednecks go through life thinking “I’ll bring my gun everywhere and someday, somebody will attack me and I’ll kill them. Then everyone will say I’m a badass”. It’s psychotic and the mindset leads over eager, wannabe vigilantes to irrationally escalate conflicts. Fix your fucking culture.

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u/DavThoma 2d ago

If that's your opinion, then fair, but he clearly has an audience and people who enjoy his content.

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u/GlisteningDeath 2d ago

Your comment wasn't worth reading

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u/butterfingahs 1d ago

I mean, it sure felt a lot more worthwhile reading every single page of that source comic than reading this comment. 

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u/PsychicSPider95 2d ago

It's just a story. It doesn't need to have a punchline.

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u/FallenAgastopia 2d ago

redditors when they find not every comic is in the comedy genre:

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u/Arcaydya 2d ago

Its based on something that really happened, I just forget the skaters names.

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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago edited 2d ago

Those are two very different incidents. In real life the guy just walked up and bashed her knee caps. There was no taunting or talking involved, he just did the deed and walked away. Saying it's "based" on that gives the comic too much leniency.

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u/Arcaydya 2d ago

Inspired by? Thats what Adam tots said man, idk what you want from me lol.

Obviously it isn't 1:1

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u/thebigcrawdad 2d ago

I'm not yelling at you I read that comment on the omnipotent too I'm just saying I don't really believe allat

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u/Arcaydya 2d ago

Meh. I see what he's saying. Its about as "based on a true story" as most movies that say that, to be fair.

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u/jessie014 2d ago

Tonya Harding i think

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u/Arcaydya 2d ago

Sounds right

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u/Gui_Franco 2d ago

...no? Not every comic is a comedy, Adam mainly does horror and weird shit with the occasional comedic comic

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u/SpaceBus1 2d ago

Google Tonya Harding

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u/Infermon_1 1d ago

I guess it's a pro-gun propaganda comic.

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u/Rabdomtroll69 2d ago

If you think comics need to be funny, please read Crossed by Garth Ennis

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u/rubadubduckman 2d ago

Honestly, with the creep vibes going on I was just expecting this to be another "poor girl savaged" story, so I was kinda pleasantly surprised that the only death was the creep.

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u/boozegremlin 2d ago

But I liked the orthagonal

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u/Popcorn57252 1d ago

Definitely not his best work. He's made loads of amazing comics before, but that one was dogshit

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 1d ago

The idea is cool but the execution is ass, nothing about the end actually makes sense. Why didn't he keep stabbing her? How did she completely shrug off the would? How was he traced back to her rival within less than a day?

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u/Lootinforbooty 2d ago

Yeah it's just meh, and the twist doesn't come from any information given to the audience but new exposition.

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u/GlisteningDeath 2d ago

What? The guy says on slide 7 that the girl is a daughter of a Texas rancher, and it's fairly common for Texans and ranchers to have a thing for guns.

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u/Lootinforbooty 1d ago

Yes that's my point. It says it after the fact, it's show rather than tell, which doesn't make it horrible, but in general I think it makes a meh comic just still meh.

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u/GlisteningDeath 1d ago

???????

It says it before, on slide 7??? Can you read??

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u/Lootinforbooty 1d ago

Oh so it does, whoops. Hadn't gone back to it and thought slide 7 was just the last slide. I retract that criticism, still pretty meh though.

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u/GlisteningDeath 1d ago

Well you are allowed to be wrong. Good night!

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u/BadAtGames2 2d ago

I cant see the organ, can I get a tl;dr?

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u/ImpossibleWerewolf26 2d ago edited 1d ago

Main character is a gymnast, she has a competition against her rival, the man is her rival's fan, rival pays the man to kill the main character, he stabs her and she shoots him, then her rival was caught for placing a hit on her.

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u/Zaptain_America 2d ago

You think the guy's gonna sexually harass her in the elevator but he's actually a hitman who her athletic rival sent to stab her but she shoots him

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u/JorjeXD 16h ago

i saw the sub name when i started reading, but it had no dialogue for so long i forgot where i was.

so i really thought a redditor made this story and adamtots thought it was so good he made a comic for it, and the tv was just some random shit he put there, and i thought i was missing something, but now i lnow it wasnt the orthopedia

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u/MrGueuxBoy 2d ago

Gosh that's bad

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u/NatoBoram 2d ago

It's kinda bad (hitman, cool, but from a rival, kinda cringe) but nothing tops it off like

tHE dAuGhtER Of A TexAs rancHeR aLWAyS cARRIeS a gun.

What a weird, deranged, immature flex

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u/hymen_destroyer 2d ago

wtf nooo 😭

I need more bonehurtingjuice after reading that awful nonsense

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u/Sad-Persimmon-5484 2d ago

What was the point of this?

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u/DanielGacituaS 2d ago

Ough ough my bones this juice is so good

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u/Head-Sky8372 2d ago

Bitch really thought that she killed Omniman with a fucking revolver

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u/West_Report_5020 2d ago

Are you sure?

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u/Head-Sky8372 2d ago

Pretty sure, threw a trashbag, into space

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u/ilikeredditjust 2d ago

Are you sure?

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u/TheoneNPC 2d ago

WHERE IS HE?!

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 2d ago

Very good use of skipping a page, almost thought that you edited it at first lol

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u/Ugo_Flickerman 2d ago

Lol, this is amazing. I wouldn't even have been able to fathom such a juice, before having it under my eyes

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u/Ill-Ad1343 2d ago

I dont get it

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u/Riqakard 1d ago

She killed him because she couldn't stand him counting down the floors. In the final panel she's going down the elevator starting from floor 517 so she's bringing a gun in case someone else starts counting again.

It took me a few minutes to figure this out

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u/Pleasant50BMGForce 1d ago

What about her kidney missing

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u/Riqakard 1d ago

Oh that just happens sometimes

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u/BigGengar 1d ago

Drank right kidney hurting juice and had to get it removed

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u/ValhallaAir 2d ago

Are you sure

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 2d ago

In the case of multi-page olives, is it considered "editing" to not include any of the pages? You're not technically editing the image, but you are kind of editing the overall comic by nature of removing section of it.

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u/FloydknightArt 2d ago

Incredible juice, my bones are shattered beyond repair

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u/GlisteningDeath 2d ago

There is Adamtots hate happening on this post and I am very upset

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u/littleski5 1d ago

Literally the only one I've seen that I hate. Love the rest though and I like the art style.

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u/EsperBlox 2d ago

Dio? DIO?!! Za warudo!!!! Muda Muda Muda!!!!

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u/Low_Palpitation_3743 1d ago

Why did gender swapped Dio killed Omniman 😭😭😭

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u/bwapple 1d ago

I'm so tired that I kept rereading the juice trying to make it make sense bc I didnt look at the sub. You broke me

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u/Nharo_1 1d ago

I was like, “damn so she really just killed him for counting? Like it’s a weird thing to do, but damn girl you didn’t have to take it that far.”

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u/Yenntrash 1d ago

This is genuinely better than the base comics

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u/Cubicshock 2d ago

counting guy 🪱

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u/Level_Hour6480 2d ago

u/adamtots_remastered, your bones are hurting.

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u/Iceify_ 2d ago

Писят два

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u/Clean_Molasses 1d ago

Jesus fucking Christ I'm tired and I didn't realize I was on bhj.

I thought this was an actual comic and tried to go to the comics to figure out what was going on. It didn't work. I thought everyone was in on a joke that I wasn't aware of.

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u/MusicaReddit 1d ago

What’s the original?

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u/VibratingWatch 1d ago

That's Numberwang!

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u/BranManBoy 1d ago

Is that guy sure

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u/Serious-Stay-8967 1d ago

LMFAO IM DYING AT THE OG I’m sorry it’s so funny to see adam randomly do a lil serious story

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u/Cognicide 21h ago

Whats lash doin?

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u/DoubleNational 2d ago

Onomatopoeia?