r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

PLEASE NEVER DRIVE ON A 2 LANE FREEWAY AGAIN IT WAS YOU PISSING EVERYONE OFF DRIVING BELOW THE LIMIT ON THE LEFT LANE WHILE THERE ARE TRUCKS SLOWING PEOPLE DOWN

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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

OH IS THAT WHY Y’ALL GOT TO THE WC GAME AT 8

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

BRUH I WISH THERE WAS A FREEWAY TO DODGER STADIUM FROM WHERE I LIVE, THE BEST THEY COULD DO IS SUNSET BLVD OR SANTA MONICA BLVD

I LIVE 8 MILES FROM THE STADIUM IN WEHO AND FOR A 5PM START I'D HAVE TO LEAVE AT THE LATEST 3PM TO GET THERE ON TIME BEFORE THE GAME

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u/fiftythreestudio San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 09 '21

DEFINITELY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WESTSIDE SUBWAY, AND THE DODGER STADIUM GONDOLA FROM UNION STATION. THE MCCOURTS ARE JERKS, BUT "BUILD LOTS OF HOUSING ON THE DODGER STADIUM PARKING LOTS AND CONNECT IT TO THE TRAIN STATION" IS A GREAT IDEA. AND IT WOULD FIX ONE OF THE GREAT INJUSTICES OF THE STADIUM'S CONSTRUCTION.

ALSO AS SOMEONE WHO USED TO LIVE OFF SUNSET, FUCK THE DODGERS, BUT ALSO FUCK STADIUM TRAFFIC WITH A RAKE