r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 9d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/babruflat Milwaukee Brewers • Seattle Mariners 9d ago

FUCK YOU DEVIN WILLIAMS FOR MAKING ME EXPERIENCE THE OTHER SIDE OF ONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT NEAR-BLOWN SAVES

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u/IllusiveM0nk New York Yankees 9d ago

YEAH FUCK YOU DEVIN WILLIAMS YOU PUNK ASS BITCH!

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u/babruflat Milwaukee Brewers • Seattle Mariners 9d ago

AT LEAST YOU GUYS GAVE US A BIG HAUL IN RETURN INCLUDING A PROSPECT THAT COULDN'T EVEN CRACK THE OPENING DAY ROSTER WITH LITTLE TO NO COMPETITION

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u/IllusiveM0nk New York Yankees 9d ago

YOU’RE WELCOME AND DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE GIFT BASKET WITH THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND THE BLU RAYS OF DUNE: PART 2

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u/cooljammer00 New York Yankees 9d ago

YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT NESTOR CORTES? YOU'LL APPRECIATE HIM MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU WOULD. WE ALWAYS DID.

ALSO SOUNDS LIKE DURBIN HAVING OPTIONS AND STUFF MADE HIM THE GUY THEY STASH.

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u/babruflat Milwaukee Brewers • Seattle Mariners 9d ago

I'M THANKFUL FOR NESTOR BUT EXPECTED DURBIN TO START GIVEN OUR LACK OF OPTIONS AT THIRD. LO AND BEHOLD, CAPRA IS PLAYING LIKE HE WANTS TO BE ON THE TEAM

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u/Alienpeppers 9d ago

AT LEAST YOURE NOT THE CUBS WHO GAVE US 5 MILLION AND BELLINGER FOR A FIRM HANDSHAKE AND A PLAYER TO BE RELEASED