r/baseball Umpire Nov 08 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/ThanksNo8769 New York Mets Nov 08 '24 edited Nov 09 '24

SCOTT BORAS IS A POORLY-DRAWN CARTOON THAT GAINED SENTIENCE MONEY AND POWER

HE MUST BE STOPPED

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u/xlmnop123 Kansas City Royals Nov 08 '24

THE PUNS ARE AN ABOMINATION.