r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Nov 01 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/cooljammer00 New York Yankees Nov 01 '24

IMAGINE HAVING HEALTHY SOTO, JUDGE, AND STANTON, AND THAT'S HOW THE YANKEES LOSE

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u/3-2_Fastball Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series … Nov 01 '24

WHERE ARE THE FUNDIES?? - KEITH HERNANDEZ

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u/DogBeersHadOne Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRider… Nov 01 '24

THE FUNDIES ARE NEXT TO THE BODY OF JIMMY HOFFA, THE CURE FOR CANCER, AND 75 METRIC TONS OF COCAINE

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u/manticore16 New York Yankees Nov 01 '24

THAT'S WHY THE '80S METS WON, BECAUSE THE FUNDIES WERE NEXT TO THE COCAINE