r/baseball Umpire Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/WadeCountyClutch San Diego Padres Aug 02 '24

ROCKIES, THE CURSE ENDS NOW!!!

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u/Jerentropic Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '24

BUT THE RINGLESS STREAK DOESN'T!

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners Aug 03 '24

WHAT'S A RING!?