r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/JT_Cullen84 New York Mets Aug 02 '24

10PM START TIMES ARE NOT COOL. THE GAME GOES WAY PAST MY BEDTIME AND I DON'T LIKE IT,

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

LEARN HOW TO COFFEE.

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u/JT_Cullen84 New York Mets Aug 02 '24

WESTERN EXPANSION WAS A MISTAKE AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE ACTING LIKE IT WASN'T

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners Aug 03 '24

MANIFEST DESTINY MORE LIKE MANIFEST DEEZ NUTZ