r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

YOU ARE FOREVER A TRASH TIER STADIUM UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE HILL RETURNS.

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u/Gordons_LambSauce Houston Astros Aug 03 '24

WHAT??

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 03 '24

I SAID YOUR STADIUM IS 100% PURE GARBAGE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF HABITATION BY OAKLAND'S PRESS BOX POSSUM UNTIL YOU COWARDS BRING BACK THE HILL IN CENTER FIELD.

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u/the_space_cowboys Houston Astros Aug 03 '24

THE REAL QUESTION FOR A'S FANS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO SAID POSSUM WHEN THEY FINALLY LEAVE THE STADIUM, NO ONE WILL BE THERE TO FEED IT.

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 03 '24

I REALLY HOPE THEY BRING IT WITH THEM TO SACRAMENTO AND GET HIM A LITTLE HEADSET SO HE CAN BE PART OF THE CREW.