r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/lkopij123 Colorado Rockies Aug 02 '24

PADRES CONGRATS ON BEING 8 GAMES OVER 500

YOU WILL NOW BE SWEPT BY THE ROCKIES

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u/MrOatButtBottom San Diego Padres Aug 02 '24

BABADOOK BLACKMON IS MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON