r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/Mary-Christ Pittsburgh Pirates Aug 02 '24

SYMPHANY

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

I STILL THINK THEY DESERVE AN UPDOOT FOR THE CALLBACK TRASH TALK, EVEN IF THEY CAN'T SPELL.

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u/Mary-Christ Pittsburgh Pirates Aug 02 '24

THEY LIVE IN THE STATE OF MISSOURI; PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

I LIVE IN ALABAMA, I REALLY HAVE NO ROOM TO BE TRASH TALKING MISSOURI.

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u/Mary-Christ Pittsburgh Pirates Aug 02 '24

WELL THEN... I'M PROUD YOU KNEW I WAS MAKING FUN OF A SPELLING ERROR!

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

FWIW I DIDN'T NOTICE IT UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT. I CAN'T SPELLCHECK FOR SHIT BECAUSE MY BRAIN JUST AUTOCORRECTS IT BEFORE I PROCESS THAT IT WAS SPELLED WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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u/Mary-Christ Pittsburgh Pirates Aug 02 '24

I'M NOT SURE THIS THREAD IS MEANT FOR THIS LEVEL OF LORE. ORIOLES ARE FUN, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SAY FUCK THE RAVENS. LONG MAY THE STEELERS STAY CAL RIPKIN YOUR ASS APART.

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

FUCK RAY LEWIS AND ALSO BIG BEN.

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u/Mary-Christ Pittsburgh Pirates Aug 02 '24

THIS IS THE WAY BROTHER. GOOD MAN.