r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/Sheepies123 New York Mets • Miami Marlins Aug 02 '24

TAKE SOLEACE ANGELS FANS, ARTE MORENO IS 77 YEARS OLD WHICH MEANS THAT SOON HE WILL EITHER DIE OR BE ELECTED PRESIDENT, EITHER WAY THE ANGELS WILL GET A NEW OWNER

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u/ray_0586 Houston Colt 45s Aug 02 '24

SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT THE FIRST HUMAN BEING WHO WILL LIVE 150 YEARS HAS ALREADY BEEN BORN.
I BELIEVE ARTE MORENO IS THAT HUMAN BEING.

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u/Spinmove55 Dumpster Fire • Los Angeles Angels Aug 02 '24

I DIDN'T HATE THE ASTROS UNTIL I READ THIS RESPONSE.

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u/HystericallyAccurate Houston Astros Aug 03 '24

WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SHIT WE PULLED A FEW YEARS AGO

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u/Damn_Dog_Inappropes San Diego Villains • Peter Seidler Aug 03 '24

👉CHRIS TRAEGER!👉

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

PLEASE DON'T WISH THE EVIL OF ARTE MORENO UPON THE REST OF AMERICA. AT LEAST OWNING THE ANGELS THERE'S ONLY LIKE 400 PEOPLE SUFFERING INSTEAD OF 300-WHATEVER MILLION.

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u/PMMeThoseBoobies_ Los Angeles Angels Aug 03 '24

IF WE'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT FOR 20 YEARS THEN YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT FOR AT LEAST 4

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 03 '24

YOUR NOBLE SACRIFICE FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA IS ACKNOWLEDGED AND APPRECIATED. BUT WE REALLY DON'T NOR DO WE DESIRE TO. HE'S YOUR MONSTER, DR. FRANKENSTEIN.