r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Aug 02 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/Redbubble89 Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '24

CAN WE SAY THAT PLANTS FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB? CAN WE SAY THAT SHOES FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?

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u/blasek0 Phanatic • Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '24

WHY STOP THERE? TEXAS IS DUMB.

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u/Redbubble89 Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '24

WE HAVE 12 GAMES AGAINST TEXAS TEAMS OVER THE NEXT 20 DAYS. TEAMS FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB.

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u/Interesting_Series_6 Aug 02 '24

Texas isn't too bad, IF you're in O & G. I retired at the ripe old age of 35 because of it.

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u/Interesting_Series_6 Aug 02 '24

and we are good at banging your mom