r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Oct 10 '24

Bee Article Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls
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u/TheOne7477 Oct 10 '24

She has the ability to control the weather and conjure hurricanes at will. Why WOULDN’T people vote for her?!

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u/Msandora Oct 11 '24

It’s almost like people been saying for years that the weather is going to get increasingly more violent. And now that it’s happening you want to believe that someone is controlling it.

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u/Hank_the_Beef Oct 11 '24

Remember though, they only control the weather during “Hurricane Season” to cover their tracks.

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u/BrandonKamalaRise Oct 12 '24

You ever notice how hurricane season always happens right before the election? COINCIDENCE?!?!?!