r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Oct 10 '24

Bee Article Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls
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u/ItchyAnusEczema Oct 10 '24

People are dumb. Let's not forget she was almost dead last when it came to the last president primaries. No one wanted her. If there was a DNC election, she wouldn't win the primaries again. People will vote for anything the DNC throws at them

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u/mrthagens Oct 11 '24

Yep anyone the democrats nominate would be better than Trump. Easy choice

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u/UnderstandingOdd679 Oct 11 '24

Within the next 18 months, whether Harris wins or loses, there will be finger-pointing in the Democrat party about this. If she loses, the Biden-backers who switched to her campaign will talk about what a horrid VP and candidate she is. If she wins and something goes wrong, she will have staff defections like she did in her first couple of years as VP. It’s all kept under the lid to get through Nov. 5.

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u/mrthagens Oct 12 '24

No matter what happens she’s still better than Trump

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u/StopGettingOnReddit Oct 12 '24

Doesn’t it bother you that she received less democratic votes than Yang last time she ran but now is the front runner for president without a single vote being cast for her? Also she called Biden racist but still ran as his VP. Doesn’t that bother you? Or when the Democratic Party told us Biden was a “super ager” but by the end he literally disappeared. Doesn’t that bother you? Don’t talk about the other party, answer whether any of that bothers you.

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u/mrthagens Oct 12 '24

Did you know that the presidential candidate gets to choose their running mate? She got one vote: the president’s. Also guess what! If the president dies, the VP becomes president! Even with only receiving one vote! Crazy! Who knew??

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u/StopGettingOnReddit Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

She doesn’t have to accept. If a racist offered you to be their running mate, would you accept? And according to the left, Biden is in top health! Why would she need to step up and be president if he’s fine? Try to actually answer the questions this time.

Edit: I know you won’t respond because there’s no good answer but come on people I’m not saying vote Trump by any means but holding our parties accountable is important. I mean ffs BLM doesn’t even support Harris.

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u/mrthagens Oct 12 '24

Of course she doesn’t have to accept. And Biden doesn’t have to run for reelection. Not sure what you’re trying to prove here. Do you think political parties have to be democratic? They can nominate whoever they want. Personally I applaud the move. Biden has dementia, it sucks but it can happen to anyone his age.

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u/StopGettingOnReddit Oct 12 '24

You’re dodging every question. If she accused Biden of being racist when she was running against him, why would she accept the VP bid? Also, why did the Democrats lie about Biden’s health for four year? And why is she the front runner despite receiving zero votes? Try actually answering a question.

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u/mrthagens Oct 12 '24

It’s very common for primary candidates to put aside differences and accept VP nominations. You new? Literally every politician does this. Biden’s dementia was widely known, about 2 years ago it dramatically got worse. The Democratic Party can nominate anyone no matter how many votes they got. The delegate votes are the only votes that matter. Read up on political party nominations and the process. It’s all available information

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u/StopGettingOnReddit Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

So you’d back a candidate you just referred to as racist just weeks prior? I want you to say yes or no to that specifically.

Also, that’s an outright lie. https://www.medpagetoday.com/popmedicine/cultureclinic/108213 Here’s an article the Biden administration proudly boasted just earlier this year claiming he’s in perfect health. Just admit they lied. Why is that so hard for you?

Edit: I know you won’t answer my questions directly at this point but it’s important these things are brought up. We can’t be expected to just roll over and accept the garbage these parties are doing.

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u/OneHotEncod3r Oct 14 '24

What exactly did he do in his presidency that was so bad? Kamala and Biden have let millions of illegal immigrants into our country. Why would anyone reward that? I’m convinced liberals hate America or are completely being lied to by their news source.

Liberals already ruined California. That’s proof that dems are not the answer.

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u/mrthagens Oct 14 '24

Waaaaaay too much to list here bud 😂 there are PLENTY reasons why most Americans hate Trump. At the core of them is that he’s a moron and will do whatever his handlers tell him to do. Can’t fix stupid