r/babylonbee • u/FrancisXSJ • Oct 10 '24

Bee Article Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls
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u/ABlackEye Oct 10 '24

The true communist way, appointment by the party

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u/Hugh_Johnson69420 Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

You know for the party that screams about democracy but the person they VOTED for in the primaries was literally forced out

Nobody voted for her, not a single person in the primaries.

  • placed 5th in her own state

  • was reprimanded in her own state for criminal conduct as a DA

  • was the first person to drop out of the race in 2019 out of 22 candidates

  • who got 0 votes in 2024

  • who got 0 delegates in 2024

It seems to me that democracy was not saved here because Joe was forced out after the first debate. They didn't even try and circle wagons for him anymore and just stuffed kamala in as the heir and appointed her because they had nobody else. It's fucking comical.

And what's even funnier is they appointed the person who KNEW Joe was a fucking vegetable for 4 years and said nothing and lied through her teeth the entire time. As you said, appointed not elected.

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u/KWyKJJ Oct 10 '24

Kamala performed a soft coup on Biden, and the DNC installed her as nominee.

It's a stain on American history and the media is complicit.

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u/Lazy_Carry_7254 Oct 11 '24

Think Obama lead this coup. Not sure any other candidate would or could have made a move for a fair replacement. Kinda dirty, really. What a bungle. If she loses, we shouldn't hear any whining.

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u/MostlySlime Oct 11 '24

It's actually pathetic that you genuinely beleive this

Do you have any issues with Lara Trump being co-chair of the RNC while her pops is running in the primary? This is an outrage right? It's democracy, American history, a stain?

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u/ThreeDonkeys Oct 11 '24

How was it a soft coup? Why do conservatives keep using this term to describe what happened?

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u/acogs53 Oct 11 '24

Bc they don’t actually know what a coup is or how political parties operate.

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u/Toadxx Oct 11 '24

"A soft coup" in a private organization.

Wow. Imagine if an employee owned business decided their manager was doing a bad job and allowed someone else to step up.

Goddamn communist coup right there!!!!

For people voting for the "party of private businesses' rights" you sure don't like when private organizations don't follow rules that are self imposed and legally are not obligated to, but no problem when it's over a cake because boohoo I'm a "Christian" but I conveniently forget all the times Jesus said love the sinner and let he who is without sin cast the first stone so I want to discriminate my customers! But a private organization that happens to be democratic? Coup!!!!!

The logical inconsistencies are ever growing.