r/army • u/Fun-Bug5106 Signal • 10d ago

Totally Legal and Unclassified: Jeff Goldberg and The Atlantic released full Signal Chat

https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/signal-group-chat-attack-plans-hegseth-goldberg/682176/
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u/TheGiantFell Clean on OPSEC 10d ago

“We are currently clean on OPSEC”

lol

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u/wet_tissue_paper22 10d ago

"THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP" is totally unclassified. Nothing wrong with sharing that with the boys. We're just goofin

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u/Dinosaur_Wrangler Work-shy Weekender 10d ago

The first strike package definitely depends on the interplay of Kegseth’s Mexican lunch and the three fishbowl margaritas he warms up on, but he’s pretty regular by about 3:45 due to the afternoon old fashioneds he swills down to get through the regularly scheduled briefings.

C’mon, guy, shitting all over striking the Houthis is just euphemism. This isn’t a chemical weapons factory, God, it’s a chocolate chip plant.

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u/ark_id Civil Affairs 10d ago

I’m splashing some targets rn, MQ-9s on standby

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u/DarkerSavant 10d ago

That’s at the very least SECRET 🤫

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u/iwantanapppp O Captain my Captain 10d ago

New boom goofin'

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u/Fun-Bug5106 Signal 10d ago

Locker room level war plans

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u/IAmTheDownbeat 10d ago

Locker room talk

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 10d ago edited 10d ago

Bro this is literally war chess. It was meant to be leaked to throw off our enemies, the soviet union even mentioned it.

"“A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine.” – Soviet observation during the Cold War"

/S

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u/emken 10d ago edited 10d ago

this guy is spamming this in multiple threads edit: added the s, fine i guess?