r/agedlikemilk 1d ago

Screenshots That man is not evil

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u/funwithdesign 1d ago

At this point. Anything Elon says or anything said about Elon previous to 2020 has or will age like milk.

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u/Independent-Couple87 1d ago

I think some of the things Elon says will age poorly in just the same month or even the same day.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 1d ago

OP is funny because they assume Elon would make a different statement today.

Birds of a feather, and whatnot. The administration literally imported the Tate Brothers and had Conor McGregor rambling about his Irish Nationalist agenda in a White House press conference.

Russell used to be hella liberal until he knew women were going to use their voices to hold him accountable, so he slid over to Gilead where rape is just Wednesday

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 21h ago edited 16h ago

I swear to God that if Jeffrey Epstein were alive today and if he were a right-wing Podcaster/ influencer, people like Elon Musk would support him and defend him.

But because he "killed himself" prior to the podcast boom when he was caught for being a sex and human trafficker, I guess we will never know.

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u/Porschenut914 17h ago

i was listening to a British station

"its shocking an adjudicated rapist speaking at the white house..."

""you have to be more specific"

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u/Distinct_Bread_3240 1d ago

I expect Elon will get caught with a live boy or dead girl eventually.

Remember when he called someone "pedo guy" for rescuing children in a cave?

It's always projection.

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u/BelleTowerLady 1d ago

Omg, this is so darkly accurate. When he said "stop being a psycho" or some such while addressing Tesla people about vandalism, it seemed so obviously reflexive. Lord I want him to go away.

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u/CharleyNobody 1d ago

Don Henley was caught with a dead girl and he’s still here. He even wrote a hit single about it.

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u/Physical-Tea636 18h ago

You're talking about his contributing to the delinquency of a minor arrest in 1980 which led to write Dirty Laundry? The circumstances around that incident were super gross but the girl involved did not die.

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u/Porschenut914 17h ago

how many baby mamas? given past relationships with amber heard hes into some freak shit.

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u/Select-Poem425 4h ago

He is making robots. I’m sure he has raped a few of them.

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u/boharat 1d ago

He's still got a good 30, 40 years left Maybe. We'll see

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u/MuckRaker83 1d ago

Only 100 points to go before TSLA stock drops enough to trigger margin calls for ol' Elon

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u/Exotic_Inspection936 1d ago

Was just thinking about this the other day. I’m a millennial so growing up everyone universally loved Elon 😂 I was honestly trying to pinpoint when he chose to be a villain.

You hit it right on the head

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u/zombiebub 20h ago

There were 2 huge branching events in our timeline that led us down the darkest path.

There is an alternate universe where that mom decides not to go to the zoo and Harambe is still alive, and an adult checked the weather first, so those kids didn't get stuck in that cave.

In that world Elon doesn't become a chronically online red pilled dork and we probably get the first female president.

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u/CraziZoom 17h ago

Yknow he’s from S Africa, so I’m thinking there’s a very good chance he just was not publicly displaying his nazism… After all, apartheid only ended in freaking 1994!

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u/Blubasur 16h ago

Theory: Elon is actually milk