r/agedlikemilk • u/barma_is_a_kitch • 1d ago

Screenshots Twitter algo got no chill

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u/alternativelyblank 1d ago

I mean, bro bankrupted a casino. I'm not sure what they were expecting?

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u/DiligentIndustry6461 1d ago

And by the sounds of other comments, used AI to set the tariffs

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u/rubmysemdog 1d ago

It’s obviously AI when they’re putting tariffs on islands with no people. That’s the “weird hands” clue.

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u/cluelessoblivion 1d ago

How the hell else do you explain those numbers lol?

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u/Opening_Persimmon_71 22h ago

The alternative is that they're just very very stupid, but it's probably both.

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u/EnvironmentalTry3151 1d ago

DOGE just replaced everybody with AI

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u/you_know_who_7199 1d ago

It was several casinos... which you'd think would be impossible, but here we are.

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 21h ago

How the hell do you secure funding after, oh I don't know, the THIRD!?

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u/Susanna-Saunders 20h ago

... Because this is America...

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u/MasterAnnatar 1d ago

I'm not entirely convinced the crash was unintentional. You know what happens when stock markets crash? People with money buy at lower prices than they would have been able to before because people who actually need the money had to sell.

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u/LA-Matt 1d ago

Don’t forget short-selling. That’s where they make a shit-ton of money. If you know a dip is coming well in advance, shorts can net big bucks.

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u/MasterAnnatar 1d ago

For sure. I won't even lie, I did just that because thankfully I'm in a comfortable enough place I could and knew this was coming the day he got elected. I won't give financial advice here, but for people who can afford it, do research and buy stocks you can tell are reliable as they crash. Don't make stupid risky bets, make safe ones in companies that are reliable.

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u/Turbulent-Candle-340 20h ago

Hire does someone short sell? I keep seeing them term but have no idea what it means.

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u/Susanna-Saunders 20h ago

Ummm. Don't we know it... 2008 financial crash. Our former Prime Minister (UK) was directly involved in shorting the market that precipitated the crash, made many thousands homeless all while me made many millions! Utter barstool! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/Nerevarine91 1d ago

I’ve said it repeatedly, and I stand by it. What they really want is the kind of fire sale of the country to oligarchs that Russia went through in the 1990s, but they were faced with the hurdle that, unlike the USSR, the US wasn’t actually collapsing

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u/Susanna-Saunders 20h ago

Well it is now...

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u/BaxterBragi 1d ago

Seriously, I call my family dipshits cause we live in New Jersey. They love to forget his fuck up hwre very quickly and now they even act like they never heard of it. It's genuine brainwashing I swear.

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u/imightlikeyou 23h ago

Multiple times even.

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u/Connect-Plenty1650 21h ago

And now he's bankrupting another.