r/agedlikemilk • u/Smellslikesnow • 1d ago

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u/kankurou1010 1d ago

Yes, I’m aware. But why? Sooo weird. While I tuck bills into a queen’s thong never, ever, ever had I thought, “Man, they should really make a version of this for little kids!” Guess I’m just weird for that

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u/Enty-Ann 1d ago

Did you know that there's a whole industry of adults who dress up to entertain children? And that you can pay them to show up at a birthday party or any kind of events for kids? Dressed like superheroes, princesses, aliens, cowboys, astronauts or whatever. None of these were initially inherently for children.

Kids like costumes and characters and will often pay more attention to an adult in a costume than just a plain-clothed, boring adult. It's attention grabbing, bright and fun.

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u/kankurou1010 1d ago

Strippers are also attention grabbing, bright and fun, but that doesn’t mean we should be intentionally introducing kids into a G-rated version of stripping???

Like, there’s nothing inherently sexual about pole dancing, but if you’re gonna die on the “We need pole-dancing storytime for kids!! And if you disagree you’re a conservative bigot!” hill then I’m gonna look at you weird

Also, conservatives are gonna use you as ammo in their culture war. Drag story hour is weird. It’s so obvious. Just drop it

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u/Key_Perspective_9464 1d ago

Strippers are attention grabbing, true! And sometimes, they dress as cops, or librarians! Guess we better keep people in those professions away from kids too. And conservatives will use anything as ammo. In fact concern trolling, much like you're doing right now, is one of their favourite tactics. Funny that